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27 April 2009

Don't Read!!!

I'm back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.

But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun - how contradicting.

Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island - it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we've got no where to go.

So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.

Yeah right, don't read.

Translation:
DON'T READ!!!
I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks.
My monthly income is above RM10,000
even though I'm doing brainless part-time jobs.
If wanna know, call me.

First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn't answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!

Vacancy notice.

Translation:
* Vacancy
* Babysitter
* Malay lady
* Location: Dungun

Later on, we gave this pengasuh budak (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.

I have no boobs, therefore no job - failed.

Bank robbery!

I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn't realize.

But I wasn't an expert in pick locking - hence, that one failed too.

P/S: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don't identify that culprit!

I gave up.

So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station's bench for the whole time.

Pretty crappy huh?

Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)


Updated with related entries:
Shark Hunting At Redang Island
Laguna Redang Island Resort

61 comments:

  1. glad u had a great time in redang!

    i had the best weekend EVER thhis week.. omg... i tell u.. so happy till can nangis..

    tell u more later

    take care! ;)

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  2. the pics show ken, but the rest of us were supporting him in spirit!

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  3. nice 1:). i was roflmao just now lol.

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  4. wootz ~~
    Grats wei ken ..
    finally u got to taste the feeling of sleeping at the street :)
    c'mon write more !!!!!

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  5. btw, I'm now in ur top stalker list !!
    woohoooo ;D

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  6. y so funny? hahah. anyway, its not that real rite?
    hahaha

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  7. What? You don't have boobs?
    Just pack some weight and you'll be ready for the job! :)

    And don't forget to add "learning how to pick a lock" on your to-do list!

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  8. getting a temp job to survive in that unknown town?? hmmm, you must be pulling our legs.. :p

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  9. Hmmm, your post this time really LOL!!! On one hand sound like very true, then again also very kelakar lorh! xDD

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  10. LOL this is very funny one! MORE more pls bro

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  11. HAHAHA can't wait to see what else

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  12. i was suppose to come in here n NOT read. but ended up reading oso lah! reverse phsycology u have there eh? :D

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  13. hi sobat, thank's for visit my blog and thank's for your comment, so nice to meet u...

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  14. how's it like sleeping on the bench?

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  15. Thanks 4 dropping by.. hilarious blog u have ;) makes me laugh... =D

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  16. man, u're sure good at acting...i think u shud bcome a director/story writer instead...quit ur degree XD (joking) :P

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  17. Don't read! I've to read.....haha very funny! When is your next episode?

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  18. lol!

    truly a very crappy experience.

    glad u can still make humor out of it like that ^^ i would be writing LONG RANTING COMPLAINING SCREAMING posts by now lol! :D

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  19. OMGoodness! Can't wait to hear more of the bad news. Oops!

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  20. u really got cheated? whao.. interesting post. One of the best.

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  21. omg redang got this kind of agents run away 1 r? =.= scary wei

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  22. hahaha! those were funny. :3 that was sort of crappy and exciting at the same time. lol.

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  23. hahahahha~~
    siao siao punya post!!
    scare me thought sth happened to u n ur fren eh!! u r really bad bad kenwooi once again!!

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  24. haha! Funny post. But I hope you are kidding when you said you were all cheated by the travel agent. That's not funny! : )

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  25. haha..this is funny...no boobs..then buy a bra and stuff thing in XD there you go - BOOBIES!!XD

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  26. You noob! Flat chest! boooooooooo!

    the bank so damn small where got money la =.=

    oh wait...

    ambition is the inhibitor of success. sure :D

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  27. hey what's going on? hehe

    Anyway, I love Redang! Went there a few years ago, really like the white powdery sand and clear blue sea teeming with beautiful corals and fishes!

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  28. haha.. funny, but the one at the bus station, is it really you?

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  29. seriouusslyyyy??
    hahaha,
    so nice to go on a trip now, id really love to be on hols, but my schedule is sooo packed !

    thanks for dropping by my page, yes, jj from hitz.fm dropped by, thing is, he wrote that last year, and i only found out about it, 3 days ago??

    silly me :P

    I'll be back soon, once I'm done with my assignments though :P
    take care and keep writing !

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  30. so....where do you crap??....lolz. the star reported that lots of poo were found on one of the bus stops in redang. police are now cheking the poo's dna and the culprit will be caught soon :P

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  31. btw, i think u shud call Haikal again. XD

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  32. haha... I read jor ^^ so pity ken ken... glad u back savely xD

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  33. its so funny...[^^,]
    sorry i did read it...hahaha

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  34. pls send me email add so i can invite u to my blog.darkbeauty8686@gmail.com
    its for temporary only.. :)thanks

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  35. wakaka...robbing the bank?need accomplice??wakaka

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  36. Woah!!!!!!!
    Wooi Wei Ken rockSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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  37. yeah pretty crappy... but entertaining... hehe...
    they put up notice, really got ppl call? hmm.. i think being human cannot be greedy.. greed can kill... RM10k for easy part time job?? like? you know, even prostitution & robbery is hard job,... haha... and no, i do not support robbery.. despites the people who does that, they never realise the impact to others... we should not steal, whether money, health or life...

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  38. wah... so kesian until 'fan kai'?

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  39. i hate those says i got RM10K or whatsoever

    so if u rlly got that sum of money so y bother to tell others rite?

    diam2 saja ok apa. shit.

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  40. redang?? wow...havent been there...put up the pictures here!!

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  41. whoa u berry lame oh... lol... take those photo on bus stop... later mat rempit kena u kao kao then tahu... lol

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  42. wah...low educated can earn so much

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  43. lol. so kesian ah sleep at the bus station. LOL LOL

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  44. bank robbery? it's not for real rite? haha

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  45. the first one.. is it true?

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  46. haha....funny lor you...i went to rottnest island and i thought of sleeping somewhere outside the cafe( cause there's the only place we can find benches and tables)but at the end.....the security came to us and ask us ciao...hahahaha

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  47. OK... OK... I did not read... :P

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  48. I was like focusing reading it... and at one moment i thought is real! zzzzz
    Btw just linked you!

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  49. You didn't bring extra money for backup?

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  50. I love the way you explain it.

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  51. gosh why u sleep at bus station there?

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