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08 July 2009

I Got A New Girlfriend!

If you've been following my blog since March 2009, you would probably know (if you still remember) that I got a new life partner - Geetha.

We really had a great time. I strum her strings all the time and when we're doing it, the sound she makes is so arousing. She is just amazing!

But one day, when I came back from class, Geetha wasn't in her case clothes! She must be totally nude. Where could she be?

So I went up to the room and to my horror, I saw Geetha...

guitar love 1

with Mr. Kapok doing it - in guitar missionary style...

guitar love 2

then guitar doggie style!

guitar love 3

After all those "plucking" and "strumming", they cuddle in bed intimately! That's an outrageous guitar sex!

What the F&^(*@$!#K !!????

We broke up immediately and Geetha went on with Mr. Kapok. Maybe his "strumming" is better than mine. =(

But guess what - a great thing happened right after that - I found myself another new life partner!

She has soft smooth skin. Slim and sexy. And she loves to eat Apple!

Introducing: Meg!


















macbook

Look at Meg posing sexily on my sofa - with her vibrant smile.

She has nice body too! Check her out!

macbook keyboard

Very delicate and attractive!

Okay, I'm gonna play with her now - starting with the nipples buttons!

macbook touch

Wow her responses to my "strokes" are so WOW!

I love you, Meg! =D

91 comments:

  1. Lol! Din't you rotate her around on the sensual touch pad? XD

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  2. Wat the heck? Haha. Your mind is constantly being "dirtified". Haha

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  3. hehe...dirty but creative..haha..i will bring my guitar, for ur geetha also...

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  4. dude, as a friend i'm telling you, you seriously need a REAL gf.

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  5. Ken.. i didnt know you are into this :P!!

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  6. wtf, promoting meg. i thought dell your lifelong partner?

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  7. take good care of your darlings ..they are fragile and sensitive..=)

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  8. do u have a car? can't imagine next time wat u can post with ur car haha

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  9. the multi-touch pad can take up to 4 fingers, right? =)

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  10. I too need to get a MEG xD
    been carving for one =D

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  11. Wow nice gf loh, I can only touch a Macbook but not own one.

    WRT the comments, have you checked out JS-kit before? I like it very much because it's very easy for me to reply to commentors and also for commentors to post. Some more got so many emoticons XD

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  12. wootz.. i got so many life partner nowadays =)
    But i dont have one :(
    mind to ask geetha to do it with kapak for another one for me?

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  13. lol creative but dirty minded XD

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  14. LOL.. u n ur weird life partners.. XD

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  15. OMG, Meg is so sexy. Wish I could own her XD

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  16. ken were you high on sumthing when you wrote that?! lol

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  17. humsap humsap..lol

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  18. dude,seriously..u seem to be so freaking free to be positioning and imagining your guitars humping!

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  19. okay after going thru your blog.. i find it rather obscene these days. lol

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  20. i have to agree = )

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  21. lol..think i shud officially name u pervert blogger of the year :P

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  22. you loose one and then you gain another one..we give and take...that's what life is..hehe..congratz anyway!

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  23. bro i baca ur post macam fetish plak hahahahaha btw congrats for ur new partner....

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  24. Ooi...dont hamsup ur mac too much, must control tau? haha

    *if u dowan ur guitar divorce and give me la :P

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  25. Goodness! I never knew you were into all this item sexual fantasies! :P..

    Good one! haha.

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  26. oh gosh, i kinda pitied your girlfriend. haha.
    a really cool notebook you have there though. :)

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  27. LoL.. Gotta give you credit for the creative story. Go easy with Meg.

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  28. haha.. nice one.. by the way.. IM SO JEALOUS U GOT A MAC..

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  29. omg...i seriously lov ur meg, wanna share bo?

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  30. poor geetha. your meg looks cool though. great choice. :)

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  31. btw, congrats for being my FC today.

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  32. congratulations! U bought with ur own money!? Hahaha! And I think you should change. find one without having the need to pay monthly, just pay one year. It's cheaper!

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  33. All the best in grooming the relationship with Meg. I hope she don't throw tantrums at you ya :D

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  34. hey geetha is missing!
    u must be the 1 who abducted her eventhough u have MEG as ur new GF, because u couldn't stand seeing her with Kapok.. so now u have two girlfriends..
    Faster release GEETHA!!

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  35. wah, how much you bought the meg?

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  36. Oh goshh. HAHAH.

    What's with guys with naming their things? TALK ABOUT POSESSIVE! :O

    I can't imagine what people would have thought had they walked in on you arranging.. Mr Kapok and Geetha in their positions.

    HA.

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  37. aiyayayayaya~~~ Uncle pervert appeared again o!! gotta beware of him always^^ hehehhe..hahha..

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  38. lol...i thought u really have new girl fren ...haha

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  39. I want your girlfriends too =D Btw your guitar damn lol

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  40. Gosh... Doggie style lagi tu. Haha...
    Hi, Meg! Would u come out with me for a date?
    Damn... Like ur Meg, man!

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  41. Woah !!!!! ur new gf so charming ha ?! cost how much bro ?

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  42. hahaha... creative...

    Meg is beautiful... :)

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  43. meg is absolutely gorgeous!!! *whistles*

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  44. ken... i totally was laughing like crazy. xD

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  45. lol! Hentaiii.. *isk isk*

    Nice lappie! :D

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  46. i am speechless d.. n nice.. ermm.. gf u got there.. XD

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  47. what the....
    how much u bought it i wonder?

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  48. the forbidden love between a man and his... lifeless partners...

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  49. wa lao hentai all come out tsk tsk tsk

    macbook omg

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  50. that is one great laptop. i wish i could trade in my rubbish laptop for yrs

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  51. Wow! You new girlfriend is very flat huh! :D hahahaha. The saying is never truer than now right? When God closes one door, he opens another for you. In this case...He gave your this Mac! ;)

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  52. guitars also have got doggie styles! lol

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  53. Dumping your ex for the next sexy thing!!! You are such a flirt!!! hahaha

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  54. I comment so many times already...
    ha..Ha..on sometimes on twitter, sometimes shoutmix, this time no obstruction at all to comment!

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  55. your girlfriend really sexy xD

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  56. wow. i didn't know u can divorce ur partner that easily.

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  57. i love your meg!! can i play with her pleaseeee? =P

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  58. Err...with geetha n meg staying in the same house, u not afraid of third world war a?

    Meg is ur life partner a? means that you can't divorce w 'her' so cincai lor...can't change in future o...




    ...but I think u can upgrade to better/newer Meg in future time, need to keep trim and fit what...lol...

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  59. haha..funny guitar doggy style..im using sakure one

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  60. Whoah, your gf is so hot and sexy!!! *droolz*

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  61. I had a Kapok once too... It disintegrated and broke into pieces! Storeroom too damp! Hahahahaha!!! Ah!!! New laptop! So you put Meg on your lap and you press ENTER, ENTER, ENTER??? LOL!!!

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  62. Sure you can play guitar? Man/guy/boy who know how to play guitar look very yau yeng one!! hahahahah`~~~~

    And romantic toooo..heheh~ so u are one of them? wakakak~

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  63. :D ur meg is so cute! *typical geek here* too bad my PeeCee doesn't respond as well, urs is slim, pure and cool XD.

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  64. And I'm still alone :(

    Oh well, someday I'll find a companion for me as well. :)

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  65. Oh dear.. i so in love with your gf.. mac.. haha..

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  66. Damn 18PL lor! Meg = Megan Fox + Mac? lolz

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  67. so creative of u! hahaha using guitar... nice nice.

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  68. LOL!!!
    damn right man, apple's nipples.. i mean buttons! are so nice to touch!

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  69. My teacher's name is actually geetha.......

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  70. ur meg looks same with the japanese gal named sony vaio

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  71. WAKAKkAKaK Guitar Sex! Must b u dunno how to 'touch' her right

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  72. oh you dumped Geetha because of Meg!! anyway, Meg is really sexy, so i have no comment on that!! haha :D

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  73. Ha Ha Ha, good one. Should find a big xxxxL panty and xxxxxL bra, put on Gheeta! ROLF!

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  74. crazy blog ..hhaha....

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  75. Ken.. Why not you get back with her?
    I really dont know what has happened between you guys, but love is true. No regret to get it back.

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  76. I would like to have your girl friend too! May I? LOL!

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  77. LOL. But I like Geetha more...she's got more CURVES eh. Meg seems.. kinda square XD.

    Good one! =)

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