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2009-08-03T17:08:00.004+08:00

is not my blog anymore...

It's kenwooi.com.

See you on the other side! =)

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WORDPRESS!

2009-08-03T12:42:00.002+08:00

The blog has been shifted to a Wordpress blog. This blog will no longer be updated.

Visit the new kenwooi.com now!

**Followers feel free to follow my Wordpress blog again. Thank you! =)

See you on the other side!

kenwooi.com migrated to Wordpress

2009-08-03T03:40:00.003+08:00

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Goodbye Blogger

2009-08-01T18:29:00.003+08:00

UPDATE: kenwooi.com is now on Wordpress!

After more than a year blogging here on Blogger, I've decided to stop...

Decided to stop blogging.

Stop blogging on Blogger.

Thank you everyone for supporting my Blogger blog.

But I'm gonna stop blogging here.

Because...

I'm moving to a self-hosted Wordpress! ;)

After much thoughts on this issue, I've finally decided - goodbye Blogger, hello Wordpress!

If all goes well, I'll be migrating tomorrow. And you'll see a whole new Wordpress-fied kenwooi.com! No more commenting difficulties, no more weird technical problems. Better blog management!

And I will be able to reply to comments properly too! Hate the fact that in Blogger, my replies won't be under the intended comment. That's why I don't reply here.

See you on the other side! =)

P/S: My birthday entry will be posted soon!

Crispy Creamy Krispy Kreme

2009-07-30T00:00:00.004+08:00

Finally, I've gotten myself a taste of Krispy Kreme donuts at Mid Valley Megamall!

Good I must say. They're different from the usual J.Co and Big Apple donuts. Certainly worth trying!

The original glazed donuts cost RM2.50 each, while the fancy-topping donuts cost RM2.80 each. The only way to get a discounted price is to buy a dozen of those donuts, that is 12 donuts.

Original Glazed - the signature treat!
After tasting the donuts, the name "Krispy Kreme" certainly suits them - because the donuts are crispy and creamy.

The texture of the donuts has a mild pleasure of crispiness.

Hershey's Cookies & Kreme.
Unlike other donuts from other doughnut manufacturers, they're not soft soft.

Also, they're creamy. Take a look...

Cream...

Chocolate Iced Custard Filled.
And more cream...

Some cheesecake, not mentioned in the website.
And too creamy that it ejaculates from the donut!

Chocolate Iced Kreme Filled.
Bleaaakkkkkkk! *starts licking*

Overall, they serve a totally different variety of donuts - unlike J.Co and Big Apple because their donuts are almost the same, with minor changes to the names only.

Currently, you can only get Krispy Kreme in Kuala Lumpur. Of course, they're certainly expanding soon. Just be patient!

But you can always get your bite and enjoy the crispy creamy donuts now!

Almond All Over.
Yum yum. Tempting right? =)

VIVA

2009-07-27T19:51:00.001+08:00

No, not Perodua Viva.

It's about my Double-Module Project Presentation - VIVA - and it's tomorrow! By the way, for us, it's not pronounced as Vee-Va, it's Why-Va!

Frankly, I don't know why it's called like that.

I've been working on my system and project documentation these days. Not much time spent online, excluding researches of project-related stuffs - and a little Facebook, I admit.

Amendments of previous phase reports, changes of diagrams and documentation compilation were the tasks I'm required to finish up by tomorrow.

In this current moment, I'm not nervous, yet. Perhaps tomorrow.

As for now...

1) System - check!
2) Documentation - check!
3) Formal attire - check!
4) Presentation slides - to be completed later.

Almost all done and ready. Just gotta prepare my slides.

P/S: I love getting my work neatly organized in the end! ;)

Anyway, my VIVA Presentation slot will be tomorrow, 28th July 2009 at 0945 hours.

Wishing myself all the best! =)

Malacca Jonker Street Food

2009-07-23T00:00:00.004+08:00

Malacca's famous Jonker Street, or also known as Jonker Walk, is one of the main attractions here in the historical state of Malaysia.

When I was there at Malacca recently, Jonker Street was one of the places we visited. We basically fed ourselves with their local delicacies and just walked around.

In this entry, I'll be featuring some of the food I ate there.

Food number 1 - Popiah, pronounced as poh-peeahh.

The content is some vegetable, meat and some other stuffs mixed together - wrapped with a thin layer of something. Argh, I don't know what's it called. Anyone knows?

Food number 2 - Mua Chi, pronounced as muah-chee.

It's some gummy paste stirred together with sesame peanut mixture. Then it'll be cut into small pieces, like this...

Someone described it as "nose shit" when I wasn't sure what Mua Chi is. Great, nose shit covered with peanut. Nice...

Food number 3 - Durian Cendol, pronounced as durian cendol.

Here's the cendol store that serves Durian Cendol, probabaly the best along the street.

And we actually ordered one blow for ourselves. Some even ate 2 bowls!

It's mainly made of ice, durian flavour syrup and mixed with assortments of... I don't know what are they called. I'm bad at describing food in detailed, for your information. Just take a look at the next picture and you'll know what I'm trying to say...

Looking delicious huh? Get yourself some cendol when the weather is warm.

Food number 4 - Nyonya Assam Laksa, pronounced as nio-nia ah-sham lak-sah.

Just a little spicy. I don't really fancy spicy food but this is definitely not to be missed!

And finally, food number 5 - some fried "LIU"s.

I don't know what they are called in English. Usually I call it "LIU". Yeah, "CHAO LIU" - means FRIED "LIU". There is a variety of "LIU"s you can choose from, fish cake, fish ball, wan ton, meat ball and so on. Oily and crunchy - me likey!

The durian cendol, nyonya assam laksa and fried "liu"s are from the same shop called Jonker Dessert 88.

When you're there at Jonker Street, remember to look out for this shop! There are antiques displayed in it too.

So that's all. And the outcome - better looking tummy!

By the way, here's the night view of the Malacca River when we're crossing the bridge on our way back.

Nice huh?

Busy Days Ahead

2009-07-17T15:15:00.007+08:00

I won't be as free as usual these days. If you don't know, I'm a Software Engineering student - currently in my final semester in INTI University College, Nilai.

So I might not be visiting your blogs that often. With the poor hostel connection, visiting blogs and commenting might take up to 3 minutes each! So 20 blogs will be equivalent to an hour - wasted! INTI-UC's hostel Internet sucks.

Anyway, it's Week 11 of the semester now - according to the college calender.

So here's what gonna happen in the 4 remaining weeks.

Week 12 - Tests
Week 13 - Double-Module Project presentation (VIVA)
Week 14 - Projects submissions and presentations
Week 15 - Final examinations
Week 16 - INDEPENDENCE!!

Well, that's if I don't fail in my remaining subjects.

Hey, take a look at my messy workspace.

Messy huh? Oh wait, by saying workspace, it doesn't mean the table - I meant my laptop. Many many coding in it and it's kinda messy!

In a few days to come, entries will be a little simpler than usual. You know, whenever I update the blog these days, some of my friends will usually go "You too free arrhh?? No need do your system??". Aiya, blog doesn't mean free mah. It's just that I still allocate time for this hobby. =)

And for your information, I'm developing a Code Generator with Java, that generates Java codes, for my Double-Module Project - which is very important. I'll spare the details. Bet most of you won't understand such technical elaboration.

Four more weeks to go!

On an unrelated note, I was trying to buy a webhost to run kenwooi.com with a self-hosted Wordpress. But RHB Bank's Cash-Connect Debit MasterCard doesn't support PayPal! What?! SO troublesome...

Gonna get a Maybank's Maybankard Visa Debit Card soon - it supports PayPal! Bye bye RHB.

Once again, four more weeks!

Google Collaborates With Tansformers 3!

2009-07-14T00:00:00.004+08:00

And that could be the headline on all medias in a few years to come when Michael Bay produces his next Transformers sequal - Transformers 3: Dominance of The Google!

Introducing the brand new ~~Autobot~~ Googlebot leader - Google Prime!

"Google has requested the Transformers producer to rename and re-colour Optimus Prime once they sign the collaboration deal with Michael Bay." - kenwooi.com

Oh well, I certainly hope so.

Anyway. many have expected more to come when Google released its own Web Browser - Google Chrome (which is way better than Microsoft's Internet Explorer) and unsurprisingly, Google is now coming out with its latest product - Google Chrome Operating System!

With this new Operating System, Google is expected to compete with most used Microsoft's Operating System - Windows.

However, with more than 70% (just guessing) of the world population using a Windows-based computer, it is not an easy task for Google. With Google's passion to explore the world of possibilities, who knows, Google might one day be the top company.

So, once the Operating System is completed, what's next?

kenwooi.com is making the prediction!

With the brand new Google Chrome Operating System, new keyboards with Google key will be available to accommodate the OS!

The latest Google-enhanced QWERTY keyboard!

Later on, Google will develop their own Google gPhone - to compete with Apple!

Comes in 4 different colours - Blue, Green, Yellow and Red!

Next, a GoogleBook?

Google might also produce their own line of computers with the Google Chrome OS - just like what Apple did with their Mac OSX MacBooks.

Then, Google may buy over Twitter when Twitter turns into a money-making site!

Introducing the upcoming Gwitter! Google certainly has many Twitter accounts on Twitter currently.

Or perhaps, Google takes over the famous Japanese company - YAMAHA!

And turns all the grand piano keys to Google keys.

Piano players will go crazy over Google! Everytime they play the piano, they'll be inspired by Google. So, they'll be more G-eng!

P/S: Geng means "outstanding" in Cantonese.

The final prediction - in order to widen the Google market, the women is targeted!

Introducing Google G-String.

With G-Spot on the middle - totally fashionable!

Sorry perverts, kenwooi.com is a clean blog - I had to censor the excessive skin revealed on the G-String picture. If you wanna see more of these dirty pictures, go Google it, okay?

There you go, the prediction of Google's products in the coming years! =)

Transformers Bumble Bee Toy FAIL

2009-07-12T00:00:00.003+08:00

I was at Kitchen Fresh Chicken (KFC) a few days back and it seems that they're selling Transformers toys. Of course, you get discounted price if you purchase the Chicky Meal.

Take a look at the promotion.

Bumblee Bee looks so cool there!

But when you look at the Bumble Bee toy they're selling...

What is that?? Look at its arms - they look like wings!

KFC, you call that Bumble Bee?!

To me, it looks like...

Tweety Bird!

I Got A New Girlfriend!

2009-07-08T00:00:00.004+08:00

If you've been following my blog since March 2009, you would probably know (if you still remember) that I got a new life partner - Geetha.

We really had a great time. I strum her strings all the time and when we're doing it, the sound she makes is so arousing. She is just amazing!

But one day, when I came back from class, Geetha wasn't in her ~~case~~ clothes! She must be totally nude. Where could she be?

So I went up to the room and to my horror, I saw Geetha...

with Mr. Kapok doing it - in guitar missionary style...

then guitar doggie style!

After all those "plucking" and "strumming", they cuddle in bed intimately! That's an outrageous guitar sex!

What the F&^(*@$!#K !!????

We broke up immediately and Geetha went on with Mr. Kapok. Maybe his "strumming" is better than mine. =(

But guess what - a great thing happened right after that - I found myself another new life partner!

She has soft smooth skin. Slim and sexy. And she loves to eat Apple!

Introducing: Meg!

Look at Meg posing sexily on my sofa - with her vibrant smile.

She has nice body too! Check her out!

Very delicate and attractive!

Okay, I'm gonna play with her now - starting with the ~~nipples~~ buttons!

Wow her responses to my "strokes" are so WOW!

I love you, Meg! =D

Malacca: The Historical State

2009-07-04T00:00:00.005+08:00

I was at Malacca over the weekend with uni friends. Great place, albeit the hot weather, and the food there is certainly tummy-6packs-in-1-builder!

Our first stop - the well-known Chicken Rice Ball!

Well it tasted like normal chicken rice but the rice is rolled up into a ball - making it unique! Here's my plate...

2 chicken rice balls with a chicken wing. Looking interesting huh?

Next up - we headed to the Red City of Malacca!

It took us quite some time to search for parking spots. The city was certainly overcrowded with cars - and they park for a long duration!

See, so many parking coupons - park so long for what? This guy must be searching for Parameswara, the founder of Malacca back in the early 1400s.

We headed to the famous A 'Famosa Fort by the Portuguese and on the way, we took some pictures.

The group I went with - 11 of us.

And I tried some jumping shots - FAILED miserably.

Somehow I look like Wolverine - about to pound on someone. Cool huh?

Oh yeah, I had to censor my revealed abdomen. I don't want any unnecessary attention caused by my attractive and obvious 6packs-in-1 abs. ;)

We then proceeded to the almighty fort - my first time there!

Certainly amazing - although it's very old already.

We then walked up to the higher fort and there, we were able to have a wonderful view of Malacca city.

Look at the guy in orange shirt. Tsk tsk tsk. Naughty naughty.

After that, we walked to Jonker Street, or Walk.

And feasted on the delicious local cuisine, especially Durian Cendol! Now I'm carving for more cendol!

After dinner we took a stroll along the street - somehow it looked like pasar malam (night market) to me. But of course, the food there is exceptional.

Later that night we visited the Eye on Malaysia in Malacca!

It was my first time laying my eyes on this magnificent structure - never been to the one previously in Titiwangsa.

For supper, Satay Celup!

Heard of it? It's like satay but the stick is dipped (translation of "Celup") into the gravy and wait for it to cook. It's like satay-cum-steamboat.

Totally delicious - I ate until my 6packs-in-1 abs grew larger!

The next day, we had Nyonya Food for lunch.

It was kinda spicy but I can totally withstand it. I normally don't take spicy food for your information. Compliment me please?

Anyway, the 2 days trip was certainly fun. Eat so much until I have more obvious 6packs-in-1 abs. Wanna see?

Don't want lah. Later you jealous! =P

More details of the trip will be published soon. Stay tuned! =)

Internet Explorer Sucks!

2009-07-01T00:01:00.002+08:00

Nowadays, it isn't only IT geeks who don't use Internet Explorer. In fact, many have realized the noobiness of this Microsoft product and have opted to use another web browser instead using the default web browser (Internet Explorer) provided with the Microsoft Windows Operating System.

Recently I found out that kenwooi.com's entry pages cannot be opened with Internet Explorer. Whenever an entry page is opened, an error message will be shown.

As usual, it's not the original error message - it's edited. The original message was...

Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet Site
Operation aborted
[ OK ]
So I searched for information regarding this nuisance and there are 3 possible reasons why the damn Internet site can't bloody load on Internet Explorer.

1) This error can happen if Google Map API is present in the HTML code. Google search to find a solution.

2) If there are any JavaScripts running inside the HTML BODY tag, then this error is bound to occur. The solution is to move the script to the top or bottom of the BODY tag or after the body.

3) Internet Explorer Sucks! Period.

I checked for JavaScripts which were running inside the BODY tag of kenwooi.com HTML code. I moved all my Javascripts to the bottom of the body tag so that it will not interfere while parsing the page. Then, I tried again in IE after the modification but the error message is still there!

However, I think it has something to do with the "Embedded Comment Form" on the Blogger entry page. When I changed the comment form placement to "Full Page" or "Pop-up" mode, the error doesn't appear! Therefore, I've concluded that the removal of the embedded comment form solves the problem.

Blogger developers please check! As if they'll notice…

Furthermore, I've optimized the display of the blog with Mozilla Firefox. So for your viewing pleasure, please be informed that kenwooi.com is best viewed with Firefox.

If you're using Internet Explorer at the moment, you are strongly encouraged to download another web browser.

Here are some recommendations:

Mozilla Firefox
Totally better than Internet Explorer. My favourite web browser. It has an in-built spelling checker which is very useful when it comes to blogging, e-mails and replying at forums.

Google Chrome
I used it once a long time ago but I've reverted to Firefox because Chrome doesn't have in-built spelling checker. My English spelling sucks to be honest.

Safari
Tried it on a Macbook. Almost the same as Firefox. Definitely better than Internet Explorer. Apple has just recently introduced the latest Safari 4.

Now, don't tell me you're lazy to download. Come on, it's just a click away and let the dumb Internet Explorer perform its final task (which is to download another web browser) for you and you can start abandoning IE. Let it rot.

Click on the logo to download your preferred future web broswer:

Try them out and provide your feedback on the comment section.

Anyway, based on kenwooi.com's visitors web browser statistics analyzed by Sitemeter, it clearly states that more than 3/4 of the visitors do NOT use Internet Explorer.

3% - Opera users *applause*
10% - Safari users *applause*
69% - Mozilla Firefox users *louder applause*

and... 18% - Internet Explorer users *BOOOOO!*

I just don't understand why people are still stuck with IE. If you're a current user of Internet Explorer, change now!

Seriously, the easiest way to avoid all the "nonsense" and complication is to switch to Firefox, or some others - the choice is yours.

Seize the chance now, you'll never regret it. =)

Imagine The World Without Computers

2009-06-27T00:00:00.009+08:00

Have you ever wondered how the world would be without the existence of high-tech everyone-is-using-it-now computers?

I bet it isn't only me who can't live without a computer - in fact, everyone has and needs a computer. Today, the "Computer Phenomena" has massively infiltrated almost all houses and buildings worldwide! If you don't know what a computer is, you must be living in a cave. Go hunt a fox and burn it!

Eh, I think that's how Firefox was invented! =D

The computer, together with the Internet, is a main source of accessing the virtual world of information and communication - connected with wires, cables and even through air across the globe.

For almost all of us, living without the computer's communication services is like living in the olden days - chatting, file sharing and online interaction won't be possible. Also, without a computer, everything is not automated and you have to do everything manually - using up papers and extra resources which is totally against the Earth going green.

Imagine how Facebook would be like without the computer. Perhaps every one would need to purchase a book with their face on it, and walk around writing on other people's books or even their house Wall.

Without the computer, there won't be Google either. Even if Google exists without the Internet, people will have to walk to a Google outlet and ask questions. They would be lining up to "Google" their daily problems.

And imagine how would blogs be without the computer? I bet everyone must be writing on a piece of paper and everyday people would walk to your house just to read that damn pieces of papers.

Or even worse, blog wouldn't even have existed and people would go: "Huh? What's a BLOG? Bi, Les Or Gay?"

As a Computing and IT student majoring in Software Engineering, I totally depend on my computer (or laptop) to do my work. If I were to pursue this course without my own personal laptop, I'd definitely be labeled as: "Computing Student FAIL"

Seriously, which Computing student doesn't own a personal computer? And if I don't own a computer, kenwooi.com wouldn't have existed too!

Furthermore, without a computer, I can't do my assignments, play with Photoshop, interact easily with friends, engage in INTI-UC's hostel Pathetic Online by Extreme Broadband (EBB), surf the web, blog and most importantly - keep in touch with the latest and hottest news.

Okay, maybe without the computer, I'd probably be doing something more... enjoyable and pleasuring in my room. Like this...

Wait wait, before you dirty-minded minds start to get crooked...

It's just reading a JAVA book okay! And it's certainly enjoyable.

What were you thinking? Tsk tsk tsk.

Oh yeah, if someone tells me that MTV means Malaysia TeleVision, I'd probably believe it. But obviously I know that it's Music TeleVision - because I've just "Google"-d to confirm. Heh!

Therefore, I would like to thank Charles Babbage, the father of computers, for his contribution that has led to the development of today's awesome computers! Your great grand-computers love you! =)

P/S: If you like my entry, gimme a thumbs up at my MTV entry page. Thank you!

Ipoh Delicacy: Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe

2009-06-24T00:00:00.008+08:00

I used to wonder - what is so nice about food blogs? There are so many food blogs around and it's amusing that bloggers would spend time taking pictures before, during and after eating.

I told myself that I'll never do that - since it's kinda awkward?

But today I'm breaking the awkwardness by promoting the food in Ipoh. As mentioned earlier, I didn't talk much about my hometown but it's time for me to do so.

I'll start with a famous kopitiam (aka coffee shop) located at Ipoh's old town - Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe.

Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe
People usually have quick lunch or tea break here. Getting a parking space is kinda hard and getting a table at Nam Heong is hard too. The most important factor you must possess while looking for food in Ipoh is patience.

White coffee
Nam Heong's white coffee is famous in Ipoh - due to its unique flavour.

The taste of the food is good and the portion is reasonable with the price.

Char Kuey Teow

Chee Cheong Fun - with mushroom gravy
There are more variety of food here but I didn't take extra orders.

On the same road itself, there's another kopitiam called Kedai Kopi CT where you can have red bean soup for dessert.

Kedai Kopi CT
Kinda concentrated in my opinion, if you order without ice. Addition of ice should make it more diluted and obviously colder.

Red bean soup
It's not hard to find this place in Ipoh town. There's a landmark which can be easily spotted once you reach the town area.

The landmark is a 20-storey flat - Kinta Height Flat. Both Nam Heong and CT coffee shops are located just around it.

Kinta Height Flat
If you wanna know more of the location, just Google Map or Wiki Map. It's easy.

P/S: In case you find my "promotion" not convincing - I don't usually give exaggerating comments like "Waseh sibei ho chiak ar!" or "Walao veliiiii deliiiicious ar!".

Or "Wahh abso-fukking-lutely best!". -.-

Perhaps I'm already used to the food in Ipoh and I find them very very normal.

Anyway, it's worth a try when you're in Ipoh! Stay tuned from more Ipoh Delicacy entries. =)

Dearest Daddy

2009-06-21T00:00:00.002+08:00

Since you're a man, I don't have to twist and turn like what I did for mummy on Mother's Day. ~~More effort is needed to handle a lady.~~

I'm gonna be direct.

On behalf of Jane, Jean, Jenn and Kane, I would like to say...

Happy Father's Day!
We love you from the bottom of our hearts!

Now, since I love you, and you love me. Can I ask a simple favour from you?

Can I...

*clears throat*

Go on top of you like last time?

Okay maybe not.

I'm already a little too big for this. =)

McAwesome Burger FAIL

2009-06-17T00:00:00.003+08:00

I was hoping to nail an iPhone 3G from the McDonald's McValue Lunch Blogger Contest.

The result was announced and my ~~awesome~~ (not so awesome afterall) entry didn't win. Some dude with a short video (aka "advertisement") won it.

So much for my ~~McAwesome~~ Burger.

Frankly, I put in quite a reasonable amount of effort into it. Perhaps I should have acted and produced a video clip - probably it could have been a more competitive contest material.

But I'm only good at relating with pictures.

Looks like I'm destined to never own an iPhone 3G. *sighs*

Anyway, special thanks to readers of kenwooi.com for supporting my contest entry. Not forgetting friends and family for the great encouragement.

Today, let's mourn the lost of McAwesome Burger. No one shall feast McDonald's food for the next 24 hours! ;)

Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!

2009-06-15T00:00:00.006+08:00

Manchester United have accepted a £10,000 ($11,645 or €11,6625 or RM55,000) offer from Real Madrid for Kenaldo Wooi. It's now certain that a second era of galacticos has begun at Madrid, with news of Kenaldo's deal coming.

Real Madrid-bound midfielder Kenaldo looks set to become one of the lowest paid sports un-stars in the world. Kenaldo, costing just £10,000 on the transfer board, plays a significant role in the current Manchester United squad.

P/S: Sorry Christiano Ronaldo. Since you're gone, I'm taking over your body.

Although not well-known, Real Madrid's interest towards the midfielder is shocking news. "I haven't had my time at Man United but it's time to look forward and £10,000 is totally a great sum of money. This deal is awesome!", said Kenaldo. "It's flattering and unflattering when one top team wants you to play for them and another top team doesn't want you."

Kenaldo has scored vital goals in the recent English Premier League season. Scoring just 2 goals, which is quite an achievement, throughout the whole campaign has helped Manchester United in winning their 3rd Premier League title in a row.

No one has expected Real Madrid to be attracted by Kenaldo's awesome talent and Sir Alex Ferguson once said "Kenaldo is good but no top teams will buy him. If Real Madrid is interested, I'll certainly sell that mob this virus!" in December 2008.

And the gaffer's statement is about to come true.

The 21-year-old is expected to sign a seven-year contract at the Bernabeu, which means by the final year he would be on £52,000-a-year or £1,000-a-week. When converted into Malaysian currency, Kenaldo will be earning RM5,500-a-week - which is reportedly higher than what the average Malaysian earns.

Kenaldo, who celebrated his move by partying the night away in Kuala Lumpur, is currently on holiday and told Malaysia's radio station Fly.FM host Phat Fabes that he was "flattered" by Madrid's interest. He has also revealed his pride at being the subject of an "awesome" £10,000 bid from Real.

Here's a brief introduction about Kenaldo Wooi. He has been playing football since young. His talent caught Sir Alex Ferguson's attention in a local football match and therefore got signed up as an amateur player in Manchester United. With much effort by the young lad, he has made a promising start to his football career.

kenwooi.com wishes Kenaldo Wooi all the best in his £10,000 move to Real Madrid.

P/S: It's definitely more worth it than Christiano Ronaldo's transfer fee.

Lame Pathetic Quizzes on Facebook

2009-06-12T00:37:00.008+08:00

First of all, this entry is just my personal opinion. No offense towards Facebook quiz lovers.

When Facebook started a few years back, quizzes were acceptable and logical. However, since Facebook allowed users to create their own quizzes, the latest quizzes has become more 'interesting'.

For example.

How virgin are you?
Let me stress the silliness of this particular quiz. Is there such a way to calculate the percentage of one's virginity? Let's say - if a guy didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he splashed around in the shallow end - does it mean you have 50% virginity? Nonsense.

Here's another lame one.

How does your fart smell!!!
Who in the world made this quiz? Perhaps some fart scientist trying to figure out the types of fart fragrances. A logical question - is it possible for a fart to smell differently other than like shit? Perfume maybe?

You know what I'll do when I wanna fart? I'll stand up proudly and make a totally awesome orchestra music! Then everyone will know how melodious my fart is! Definitely no need to take that quiz.

How sohai are you?
P/S: Sohai means "stupid vagina" (direct translation) in Chinese, which is commonly used as a curse word. Possibly related to words like fuck, asshole, dickhead etc.

Here's another sohai quiz. Which sohai created it? I bet the creator is a real sohai. Why would any sohai take this quiz to know how sohai he/she is?

Here's an ideal scenario for you to know whether you're a sohai or not.

Ask a friend.

Get direct answer.
Conclusion: You're a sohai!

So those 3 quizzes mentioned above are some examples where the quiz creators are totally out of their mind.

Next up, some interesting responses from the quiz takers upon receiving the result of a particular quiz.

How annoying are you?
Take a look at the quiz taker's response. Yeah, I know that he/she may be joking but still - can some quiz determine how annoying you are? I don't think so.

Also, a classic example of a typical quiz and the response on Facebook.

Pregnancy test.
Since when pregnancy test can be conducted on Facebook? You answer some questions and all of a sudden, the quiz tells you that you're gonna be a mummy!

Perhaps while doing the quiz, Facebook ejaculates some of its book ~~sperms~~ worms into the quiz - resulting in a "pregnant" outcome. Technology huh?

Anyway, as mentioned earlier, this entry is not for the fun of lashing out rants against Facebook quizzes. No one is against creating and taking quizzes on Facebook but I believe that it has become a nuisance these days - it's an honest fact!

Yes yes, I know some do it for fun. Too free, nothing to do, waiting to sleep bla bla bla. But seriously, you don't have to publish every single quiz result on the Wall. Just do it, get the result and keep it to yourself. Honestly, no one wanna know whether you're an asshole or not, which bra size are you, or when you gonna die.

But obviously these sincere reminders will be ignored. So I might as well just do my own part - hide all quizzes that appear on my Wall. =)

Oh yeah, here's another interesting quiz.

Are you awesome?
Well, I don't think there's a need for me to take this quiz - it's simply because I'm already awesome! I think! ;)

St. John's Kindergarten Ipoh

2009-06-08T00:00:00.004+08:00

After blogging for more than 1 year, I realized that I never mentioned anything about my hometown before. Well, in case you don't know, I was born and raised in a little small city called Ipoh.

*cue Point Blanc's Ipoh Mali song*
Okay, I'm gonna start off with my kindergarten - St. John's Kindergarten.

The St. John's Church is the first building to welcome you when you enter the kindergarten compound.

St. John's Church.
Before any of you misunderstand, lemme clarify - that's not the place we learn our ABC and 123.

We study at another building with a stretch of classrooms.

St. John's Kindergarten.
Recently I had a chance to visit the kindergarten. I was actually attending a wedding, which was held at the St. John's Hall.

St. John's Hall.
As I stepped into the hall, pieces of memories started falling into place. Amazingly, it has been more than 10 years since I left St. John's Kindergarten. How I wish I'm a kid again, with minimum worries in life.

My earliest performances took place on the stage of this very hall. Beating toy drums in a mini kiddo band, dancing and putting make up and lipstick - SO GAY!

Classroom.
The classroom tells a story of the friends I made when I was a little boy. Some stayed on till this very day, and well, some were forgotten. One of my kindergarten friend who is still close to me at the moment is Mishal Kothari - he's featured on my McAwesome Burger entry.

The tables and chairs are still the same till this very day. I remembered sitting on the small metal chair, drawing my house and a T-Rex dinosaur attacking it. Oh yeah, and Ultraman flying in the sky too!

My digitalized kindergarten drawing.
Somehow I managed to recall the drawing and I redraw it using Paint. Masterpiece huh? Definitely better than Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa painting.

Playground.
The playground was the favourite place of all time. Slides, bars and whatever. Doesn't seem fun to me now but it certainly was back then.

Playground swing.
The swing reminds me of my kindergarten girlfriends. I always bring my girlfriends to play swing swing together. Can't remember how many girlfriends I had but I do remember their names - Ah-Sue, Ah-Lian, Ah-Chin, Ah-Ling and all the others Ah-s lah.

Oh yeah, if any of you Ah-Whatever remembers me after reading this entry, do contact me ya! ;)

Anyway, I have a kindergarten secret to share - when I was a little boy, I never asked for permission to go to the toilet during class. So if nature calls, I'll just "hang on" and wait for the break.

So there was one incident, we were sitting on the floor and I was trying my very best to "hang on" as long as I could. However, the nature was no longer calling, it was screaming "LET ME GO!!!".

But stubborn me didn't bother and unfortunately, I "released" bit by bit while sitting on the floor. When it was finally break time, I stood up and there's a small puddle of water. My pants were obviously wet too.

Nature is calling!
Don't ask me what happened after that. End of my ~~embarrassing~~ kindergarten story.

College Model Angels 2009 - Calling All Angels!

2009-06-05T00:30:00.005+08:00

Yes! kenwooi.com is calling out to all angel wannabes!

Take a look at these girls.

Model 1

Model 2

Model 3
So do you think you can do better than them? Then wait no longer!

The Photography Club of INTI University College is proud to present its latest event - College Model Angels 2009!

College Model Angels 2009
After the successful College Model Search last year, they are back with more fun and action with this next installment. Unfortunately, only girls are eligible to participate this year!

Bored with your current study and play daily college routine? Join the challenge and flaunt your talent! College Model Angels 2009 is especially for college/university students!

Here are some of the details you need to know:

For college/university students
RM15 participation fee + RM10 for 2 photo shoots
Professional studio photo shooting
Modeling training in Kuala Lumpur
Win RM1000 & Modeling Contract opportunity
Lots more prizes from sponsors
And again, females only!

The final round of the event will be held at INTI University College's Multi-Purpose Hall (MPH) on the 15th July 2009!

For more details of the College Model Angels 2009, feel free to visit its official website:

http://www.collegemodelangels2009.com
When you're in college, do look out for the College Model Angels crew. They might drop by your college anytime!

Oh yeah, if I'm a girl, I'll certainly join College Model Angels 2009!

And also win it!

Kerry Wooi wins CMA 2009!
Argh, too bad I don't have real boobs, long hair and sexy body. Never mind!

Anyway, stay tuned for more College Model Angels 2009 updates at kenwooi.com. =)

Bad Logo For Diving Equipment Company

2009-06-03T00:00:00.006+08:00

Here's the logo for Aqua-Lung Professional Diving Equipment company.

Aqua-Lung U.S.Divers Logo

To me, the oxygen tank in the middle of the logo looks like a Cobra snake.

Anyway, tell me what do you see?

Oh wait, before that, lemme rotate it first.

Aqua-Lung U.S.Divers Logo - Upside down
Now, what do you see? You see an upside down Cobra snake?

Awesome! You have a clean mind! Me too! *high 5* ;)

Laguna Redang Island Resort

2009-05-30T00:00:00.007+08:00

Laguna Redang Island Resort is certainly a great place to stay at. The view of the beach there is just amazing.

View from the Buffet Restaurant.

View from the Beach Bar.
Honestly, who wouldn't be fascinated by the mesmerizing sun, soft white sand and crystal-clear water? I bet almost every one will be thinking of stripping nude and just run frantically into the sea - except me, of course.

Overall, the facilities are excellent. Cozy rooms, relaxing surroundings - it makes us feel like home. How I wish I can have this lifestyle forever.

Rocky rocks.
The beach right outside the resort is an ideal place for seashell hunting, as demonstrated by my friends. Just look at them.

Seashell hunters hunting seashells.
They were too indulged in their search for seashells - even when I screamed "SHARK!" loudly, they ignored me and kept on staring into the water. Eesh!

The ladies.
For your info, I was their guardian during the trip - I protect them from the other perverted guys in the group. You know why - it's because guys these days... *sighs*... never mind.

The front part of the sea is pretty shallow, allowing us to roam around easily. However, Chu was kinda nervous that he almost drown - luckily I was there to save him.

I'm saving you, Chu!
Chu, you owe me. ;)

Well it's fun to be at the seaside. Wonderful sceneries and yummy salty water. By the way, my apologies for not including pictures of sexy bikini girls at Redang. Also, for your information, kenwooi.com is absolutely a clean blog!

Group picture - Kira, Ken, Lysa, Adrian, Chu, April & Wing.
Another favourite location at the Laguna Redang Resort is the swimming pool.

Laguna's swimming pool.
We always jump into the pool after our snorkeling aka shark hunting sessions. There is a Jacuzzi too! It feels so orgasmic when the bubbles enter my swimming trunk.

Anyway, we attempted a stunt at the swimming pool too.

Stunning stunt!
Well, my shoulders kinda ached after that due to the numerous attempts to get the best shot! Nevertheless, it's a great shot! The guy in the middle is totally awesome!

No no, not the one on top, not Adrian... I meant the guy at the middle bottom - the one with his head in between the legs of the top guy. Yeah, yeah - THAT guy! Awesome right?! =D

Oh yeah, we managed to see a male monkey. It was jumping along the beach, probably hungry I guess. Spotting a monkey at Redang was pretty rare and fortunately - we got a photo of him.

The beach monkey.
Since he's so cute, we decided to buy some food for him. But guess what we saw along the way.

Notice for guests.
Yeah, please do not feed the monkey. So we didn't. He's probably still starving at this moment. Sorry, monkey!

Anyway, if you haven't been to Redang Island, visit now ~~before the sea gets more polluted~~. And yes, I'd definitely love to go there again! =)

McAwesome™ Burger With McValue Lunch™

2009-05-23T00:00:00.009+08:00

On behalf of McDonald's, my friends and I would like to ask you a simple question...

Ken in English.

Joan in Malay.

Mishal in Chinese.

and Young in... Webdings?
Now that I've gotten your attention, let's start.

Here in Nilai, as for now, there's only one available McDonald's Restaurant. The outlet is never far away from my university - I could actually walk there if I want to.

2 kilometers more!

Nilai's very own McDonald's Restaurant.
Well, McDonald's has come out with a great promotion during lunch hours, which is the McValue Lunch™.

The hot promotion.
It's totally HOTTER than Jessica Alba!

Anyway, here are the McValue Lunch™ set prices from 12pm to 3pm every day!

Big Mac™ - ~~RM10.10~~ RM7.95
Spicy Chicken™ McDeluxe - ~~RM10.45~~ RM7.95
McChicken™ - ~~RM9.25~~ RM5.95
Filet-O-Fish™ - ~~RM8.95~~ RM5.95

Cheap isn't it? Therefore, the McValue Lunch™ deal is one of the most value-for-money lunch option in town!

Well, today I'm gonna demonstrate you how to make my very own McAwesome™ Burger from all four of the available McValue Lunch™ sets.

All 4 McValue Lunch™ sets.
Before starting, gather all four McValue Lunch™ burgers.

McValue Lunch™ burgers.
McStep 1: Get the burger buns ready.

McStep 1
McStep 2: Put the Filet-O-Fish patty first.

McStep 2
McStep 3: The McChicken patty goes next.

McStep 3
McStep 4: Place the Spicy Chicken McDeluxe patty.

McStep 4
McStep 5: The Big Mac's patty after that.

McStep 5
McStep 6: Finally, top on a few French Fries on it.

McStep 6
McStep 7: Set the top half bun over the patties.

McStep 7
And with only 7 Simple McSteps, I'll present to you...

Kenwooi's very own McDonald's innovation:

wait for it... the...

McDonald's McAwesome™ Burger!

Yummy!
It certainly looks tempting after I made that. The burger is so awesome, it makes you feel awesome just by holding it!

Up close on McAwesome™ Burger.

Take a look at its delicious layers. Total thickness. Just so awesome!

P/S: Playing with burger patties was fun! =D

But be warned, you might need a super big mouth to take a bite off McAwesome™ Burger.

Ahhhhh!
Unfortunately, I have a small mouth.

Oh yeah, after my friends and I finished our McValue Lunch™ outing, the McDonald's staffs gave me a total shock!

Surprise!
Wow!

I never knew that blogs can be McD-fied! That's just so awesome!

So what are you waiting for? Get your McValue Lunch™ today! =)

Prohibited Signboard FAIL

2009-05-20T00:00:00.013+08:00

It's a known fact that outside INTI University College campus, there are burger stalls at almost every corner. No wonder most of the INTI-UC students are growing wider.

So, this is a common scene.

One of the available burger stalls.
As you can see, there is a sign board right in front of the burger stall.

A closer look.
Read the notice.

P/S: "Dilarang Menjaja Harta Persendirian" simply means "Hawking Personal Goods Is Prohibited" in Malay Language.

Now, look at the picture above it.

An X over an image of a stall.
So damn obvious right?

But maybe the burger stall owner thinks it's a tram - coz it kinda looks like one?

Nah never mind lah... At least we'll have delicious tasty burgers to satisfy our tummy! =)

Shark Hunting At Redang Island

2009-05-17T00:01:00.011+08:00

First of all, to those who believed that my Redang Island trip was sabotaged by the agent - was my entry too convincing? Well, to be frank, it was pretty much a lame teaser for the trip.

Gotcha! *lame I know*

Redang Island!
Redang was fun and enjoyable. The place was great - albeit the warmness. Delicious food and cozy accommodation at the Laguna Redang Island Resort.

View of the Redang Beach.
Basically, all we did was snorkel, sleep and eat - and the most important one - Shark Hunting. My main purpose to snorkel was to bump into a shark, so that I can ~~make love~~ touch it with my bare hands. So cool right?

Anyway, snorkeling was simply awesome! You get to see beautiful corals beneath the sea, colourful fishes swimming around you and hopefully, to meet a shark! *rawr!*

Here are underwater pictures of some of us while snorkeling/swimming - taken by the photographer in-charged.

Adrian.
Great hand gesture by Adrian! Kids, it's a semi-peace sign - with one of the fingers lowered down.

Chu.
Bubbly Chu with his "good" hand gesture. He was actually signaling the cameraman: "You're good-looking!"

Lysa.
Lysa gracefully swims across the ocean. Kids, she's showing the full-peace sign - with both fingers erected.

Ken.
Ken is so yeng right? Say yes! YES!

By the way, these pictures cost us RM5 each. Kinda expensive but I guess it's worth the price.

We were brought to 3 different locations to snorkel - the 1st one was the best. Crystal clear sea and the corals were amazing! The 2nd was at Marine Park. I was told that sharks and turtles do appear at that area but no shark appeared! *sighs* The sea wasn't that clear either.

Finally, the 3rd snorkeling location was boring. Nothing much to see but we got to take the BEST picture of all!

The best picture!
Mummy!!! Come see!!!

SHARRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Dearest Mummy

2009-05-10T00:00:00.003+08:00

On this very day and on behalf of Jane, Jean, Jenn and Kane, I would like to say...

Mum, you may be treated as a maid, a chauffeur, a cook, a banker and many others - but one thing is for sure, you will always be our beloved mother. No words can describe exactly how we feel for you as it's the feelings, only felt within ourselves. Your unconditional love, care and guidance have always been very meaningful and significant to us.

Therefore, we thank you for everything (excluding rotan sessions and CANNOT-this-CANNOT-that when we were younger) you've done for us. You're indeed a wonderful mum and a great friend! We wanna wish...

Happy Mother's Day!
to the Queen of our hearts.
And I would like to say...

Get it?

Mum, since I've said that - can you do me a favour now?

Can you send some money over to me?

Pretty please? ;)

kenwooi.com Turns One!

2009-05-08T00:00:00.015+08:00

Firstly, I would like to put the blame on the culprit - Jason Ng. Jason, why did you make me blog? *lol*

Secondly, kenwooi.com turns one today!

kenwooi.com's Birthday celebration @ Secret Recipe.
Unsurprisingly, this blog didn't turn out to be a very personal blog - instead, mostly on issues and matters that revolve around me. I tend to make fun, hopefully not in an offensive way, of certain interesting topics. Don't blame me, blame my curiosity.

Since this blog was created, many things have changed - believe it or not: this current template has evolved from Blogger's default TicTac Blue template. Unfortunately, I couldn't modify the template into a more kickass template due to my noobish skill in HTML.

HTML's response.
Ya ya, I know. You don't have to taunt me with that, HTML. *sighs*

I've been told that my "true colours" were finally revealed after I started blogging. Well, I don't really talk about those "issues" in real life, doesn't mean that I don't "think" about it. After all, which guy isn't naughty? Before I started blogging, people viewed me as a serious person - but unfortunately, the impression has changed - now people see me more of a "hamsup" guy. All thanks to kenwooi.com.

It's the perverted blog, not me!
But I'm certainly not! I'm a good boy, no? *double sighs*

In March 2009, I've gotten myself a new domain for the blog and hence, the blog's name has changed to kenwooi.com. It's so much awesome now. =D

Some readers find my entries funny and humourous - that's a good point I guess - as my main purpose of blogging is to entertain people. Just read my craps and laugh. However, some people tend to take my entries seriously.

Don't take it so seriously lah!
Whenever I prepare an entry, I always try to mix in a taste of laughter. Honestly, I do laugh at my own ~~stupidity~~ crappy entries. And I admit that my entries can be very lame at times - but it's certainly more interesting and entertaining.

From a personal point of view, it has been a great journey so far. As of today, I'm enjoying it and I'm glad to have been involved in this so-called 'hobby'.

Lastly, I would like to express my gratitude to all avid readers of kenwooi.com for supporting its crappy entries all these while. Without all of you, kenwooi.com would be nothing other than a crappy, literally crappy, blog.

A slice of Apple Crumble Cheese cake just for you, kenwooi.com!
Once again, kenwooi.com wishes itself Happy Birthday!

Guy Loves Girl More Than Girl Loves Guy

2009-04-30T00:00:00.011+08:00

When it comes to love, there are various ways to describe it. Some may say love is at first sight (which I think is merely infatuation) and some may say love is unconditional and this that etcetera etcetera. It could be the best thing in life, and yet it could be the worse too. Well, it depends on how we see it.

And when it comes to a relationship, here's my point - I'm sure that either one loves the other more. Yeah yeah, some of you might rebut that you possess an equal love level with each other. But today, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm right - and you're right too (if you agree with me) and you're wrong (if you don't).

Who love who more?
First, read the title of this entry. Up up.

Do you agree with that statement? Or you don't? Well, I'm gonna prove to you that the statement is correct.

Okay, some say girls are the more sensitive and caring creature. Therefore they'll have more love for the guy. I have to disagree. No?

Fine then, let's start with the girls - ladies first. I'm such a gentleman, am not I? *smirk* Now take a look at the guy's Body Love Layout™ below. The love-shape defines the reason why girls love their guy.

Guy Body Love Layout™
Probably just his good-looking face and his personality, represented by the heart. Some say looks don't matter but it's nonsense. If any guy has a girlfriend, they're considered as handsome. Which girl would want a boyfriend with hideous shit eff-faced look? Period.

Oh yeah, that's not all. Not forgetting this too.

Guy Body Love Layout™ + Bags of Cash
Realistically speaking, I bet most girls want their guy to be able to spend, spend and spend as though they own cash printing machine. Poor guys. Anyway, 3 reasons for the girls.

Alright, that's all from a girl's love point of view. Now let's continue with the guys. When it comes to loving their girl, this is the general idea people usually have.

Girl Body Love Layout™
Any ordinary guy would love a girl because of her beautiful look and obviously - her boobs. What about her personality? Nah, you gotta know - guys are visual-enhanced creature.

However, that's not all either. Here are the extra reasons why a guy loves a girl.

Girl Body Love Layout™ + Correction

It includes the buttock and the... err... look at the picture - it's self-explanatory. Okay I'm joking with the last one. Don't take it seriously ya. =P

But nope, that's still not the answer. In my humble opinion - when a guy is in love, they'll love every single detail about the girl. So the accurate girl's Body Love Layout™ is this.

Girl Body Love Layout™ + Double Correction

Love is all around, definitely! Therefore, final comparison: Guys - ∞ versus Girls - 3.

So there you go. An awesome theory proven - Guy Loves Girl More Than Girl Loves Guy!

You so wanna agree with me now, right? =)

Rebuttal from Irene Chin. Check out her entry!

Don't Read!!!

2009-04-27T00:00:00.005+08:00

I'm back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.

But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun - how contradicting.

Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island - it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we've got no where to go.

So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.

Yeah right, don't read.

Translation:
DON'T READ!!!
I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks.
My monthly income is above RM10,000
even though I'm doing brainless part-time jobs.
If wanna know, call me.

First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn't answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!

Vacancy notice.

Translation:
* Vacancy
* Babysitter
* Malay lady
* Location: Dungun

Later on, we gave this pengasuh budak (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.

I have no boobs, therefore no job - failed.

Bank robbery!
I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn't realize.

But I wasn't an expert in pick locking - hence, that one failed too.

P/S: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don't identify that culprit!

I gave up.
So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station's bench for the whole time.

Pretty crappy huh?

Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)

Updated with related entries:
Shark Hunting At Redang Island
Laguna Redang Island Resort

Wanna Drink My Bols?

2009-04-23T00:00:00.004+08:00

As you all know, I'm a noob when it comes to drinking alcoholic beverages. However, it doesn't stop me from looking at them.

One day I came across this alcoholic drink - with an interesting name.

Bols.
So ladies (sorry gentlemen aren't invited)... do you wanna drink my bols tonight?

Get my drift? ;)

"Go Green" Virus Infection

2009-04-19T00:00:00.004+08:00

The first thing that goes into my mind when someone mentions the word "GREEN" is no other than our lovable Walt Disney character.

Shrek and his friends!
P/S: If the donkey and cat are green too, you're probably infected by the "Go Green" virus. Please obtain medical attention immediately! If the report states that you're fine, probably the image was photoshopped.

Okay nowadays, various groups are trying to save the Earth from... what's the word... destruction? Even the 1 hour stint of Earth Hour is associated with saving the Earth's ass. Is it a sign that the human race will be wiped out soon? I hope not - I wanna have grandkids and watch them have their grandkids too.

Recently, countless "Go Green" ~~virus has been circulated~~ campaigns have been launched. I'm sure all of us are pretty aware of that greenifying phenomenon.

Go Green Campaigns.
The word "GREEN" has been such a huge hit and it seems to be everywhere! Go green, live green, cum green, poop green and other green stuffs. Maybe it's the vegetarians' idea to greenify the world. You know, more plants = more food for them = the higher their survival rate. *just joking*

Anyway, with so many campaigns around - one of the common agenda is planting trees while wearing green shirt.

Tree planting.
And whenever they plant one tree, they'll pose for a picture. Example above. As weird as it may sound - planting a simple tree sounds so "awesome" these days. You might get response like: "Today I had an awesome day! I planted trees!"

Great. How can anyone relate an "awesome day" with "planting trees"? That's so not awesome. The only day I'll declare as "awesome" is the day... hmm... the day I feel awesome; definitely NOT by penetrating a stick into the ground.

Okay, Go Green campaigns aren't only about plants - it's also related to recycling, minimizing electricity usage and so on. But ~~I don't know how to make fun of them so~~ I'm not gonna include them in this entry.

Anyway, here are some ideas for green-bies (humans infected by the virus) to greenify to world.

Get every vehicle to spray green.

Greenified cars.
Cars with metallic green are cool.

And for the Malaysian community, why not painting the Kuala Lumpur Tower and Petronas Twin Tower green.

Kuala Lumpur's new look.
Green erections in Kuala Lumpur! This is what I call awesome!

And here's my contribution - a body makeover for my Geetha baby.

Green Geetha.
She looks even sexier with her green skin.

Okay, seeing too much green makes my eyesight better. I'm gonna try stroking Geetha without my glasses now.

Do Cars Need Extra Shelter?

2009-04-04T00:38:00.009+08:00

One sunny day, I was driving and when I was about to reach a traffic light, this was what I saw.

Quite amusing, to be honest.

It was RED on that traffic light when...

Car #1.
...this car in front of me, stopped way behind the traffic light. Why?

Obviously, ~~he's afraid that the frigging blazing sunshine will penetrate the roof of his car and burn the hell out of him~~ for the tree's huge shade.

Or maybe the driver is a SHE? Since you know, ladies...

I'm not gonna victimize the motorcyclist because it's understandable for him to stop under a shade when it's sunny.

Car #2.
Another car on the next lane ALSO stopped way way behind. Why?

Bingo, for the shade too!

But I wonder - was it too hot too sunny?

I know it's ~~much~~ a little "cooler" but still - why so afraid of the heat when this GRANNIE can even walk under the sun - only with her spectrum-coloured umbrella!

Grannie is the best!
Salute!

Things To Do During Earth Hour

2009-03-26T01:30:00.015+08:00

This entry is dedicated to Earth Hour 2009.

I find it awesome to know that the people around the globe is taking precautions to save the world ~~from total annihilation~~ by reducing electricity consumption, which will lead to the reduction of carbon emissions.

60 Earth Hour.
Pardon my ignorance, but till now - I don't know why is it "60" Earth Hour? Shouldn't it be just ONE Earth Hour - since it's just an hour?

1 Earth Hour.
Like this?

However, if 60 looks better, shouldn’t the logo be...

60 Earth Minutes.
like that? Hmm...

Anyway, since we're gonna shut down our electricity for an hour, here are some suggestions on what you (and your friends or partner) can do during that hour of darkness.

1) Stay at home - if you're at home.

At the living room.
2) Stay at office - if you're at office.

At the office.
3) Play soccer at the field.

Kicking the ball.
4) Dating at the park - for couples only.

Lovely time with each other.
5) Go to bed, sleep...

And dream.
P/S: If the pictures are too dark, probably the lights are off in the pictures.

There you go - the Top 5 suggestions kenwooi.com can provide you with. Extra suggestions from you will be great.

All in all, do turn off your electricity on the 28th March 2009 from 8.30 - 9.30pm okay?

If you haven't watch the Earth Hour 2009 video, watch it here.

Earth Hour 2009 video.
It's touching, isn't it?

So, it's just a (or a few more) switch(es) away from "prolonging" our beloved Earth's life. ~~It'll be doomed one day anyway.~~

kenwooi.com votes Earth! =)

7 Ways To Attend INTI Events FOC

2009-03-18T02:40:00.008+08:00

This entry is specially dedicated to poor students, like me, of INTI University College.

In INTI-UC, students usually purchase an entrance ticket for RM3, sometimes higher, depending on the event itself. I've been here for 3 years and I guess I roughly know the "skills" of attending an event - without paying a single cent.

RM3 as usual.
So if you think you deserve something better with RM3, here are ways to not get you RM3 poorer for every event you attend.

1) Join clubs and societies

Every club and society will organize at least one event per semester. In fact, there are so many clubs and societies here in INTI-UC, don't tell me one doesn't suit you.

Student Action (STACT) Club members.
For example, STACT Club. They've won the Best Affiliate Award for the 12th INTIMA term - it's because of their brilliant events.

So when you sign up as a member, you're already entitled to attend events, for free! Pretty easy huh?

2) Be an event helper

If you're not a member of a particular club and you wanna attend its event for free, offer yourself as a helper. I've never been a helper before - it's either I organize or I attend, or don't attend at all.

Besides, for certain less-attractive events, they'll be happy to get more helpers - because the audience count will +1. So, more audience and you can finish up the food for them, if there is. =)

3) Be a performer

What's an event without performances? Almost every event needs performances and if you're talented - be it music, magic or dancing - flaunt it and you're one step closer to saving RM3.

The best FOC event I've attended so far is 2007's INTIBALL. I was in INTI Concert Band and yeah, we were invited to perform.

ICB's performance.
Honestly THAT was the best deal ever - I saved RM90+ and ate their 8-course meal, for free! How about that! =D

4) Be a Master of Ceremony, or also known as Medical Certification (MC or Emcee).

Now, not any Tom, Dick and Harry can be one - you need to be fluent with your language and most importantly, spontaneous. You should be able to speak your mind (with relevance to the event) and click with the crowd.

Speaking to the crowd.
I wasn't really emcee-ing - I was giving a welcoming speech during the 5th INTIMA Conference. =)

5) Join the Student Government Body - INTIMA

This is probably the best way to get yourself the Ultimate INTI-UC Events Entrance Permit for a year.

Being in the 12th INTIMA was one of my best ~~FOC~~ years in INTI-UC. Basically as Executive Committees of the Student Government Body, we're forever invited to attend events. As a result, we get to watch for free, eat for free and do whatever for free.

Waiting at the VIP room.
When you're an INTIMA EXCO, you get to be in VIP room and sometimes, get free dinner. During gathering nights by clubs, you get to eat free dinner. At other events where food is available, you'll be served with free dinner too.

Free lou sang during CNY Celebration.
Free refreshment during Orientation Weeks.
*Free food! Glorious free food!* Hmm... Sighs, I gotta stop talking about free food.

But anyway, you'll save a lot! Almost everything is FOC! But be reminded - you have to work your ass off when you're in INTIMA.

6) Get to know big shots

Possibly the hardest but it'll be a huge ~~money-saver~~ benefit if you do. Actually accomplishing Point 5 will make it easier.

Here I wanna introduce someone very influential in the INTI-UC community. Introducing Dr. Sia.

Associate Vice President of Student Services and Alumni Division.
I got to know her ~~better~~ when I was in ICB. ~~She's one of my fan.~~ And no, she's not Kenny Sia's relative or whosoever.

What if you can't accomplish Point 5? No worries - just complain more (about stuffs, such as the toilets, washing machines or the pathetic Internet connection) and you'll know them better. Guaranteed!

So you might wonder - what's the relevance? Okay here's the point, if you're close to them, chances of you attending events with them are higher. But realistically, it's hard - unless you’re super duper close *ahem* with them.

7) Sneak in

The final way doesn't need any explanation. If the first 6 isn't successful, don't fret - just sneak in! Here are some cool sneak-in techniques that you can try out - do it at your own risk!

Enter after the interval, usually they won't check.
Ask your friends to get a used ticket for you.
Just walk in when it's really crowded at the entrance.

If you don't have the guts to do so, just stay in your hostel cubicle and scream "DOTA last slot!" and you can have a gaming event of your own.

Well, that's all for now. Let's hope the top management doesn't see this. *cross fingers*

Disclaimer: kenwooi.com will not be held responsible for any illegal entries of events due to the mentioned sneak-in techniques as a result of this entry.

Back In Action!

2009-03-15T00:45:00.011+08:00

I'm BACK and it has been almost 2 months since I stopped blogging. To be frank, I miss it.

Okay, it's now kenwooi.com ~~and you might think that I've a domain. No, you're wrong. I don't have enough money - US$10 is damn expensive you know? Anyone willing to sponsor? Anyone?~~

~~Never mind.~~ Next up, updates about myself. =)

I've been super busy with my busy-list this semester. By the way, it's currently my 2nd last semester. Sighs, my INTI days are so numbered now.

Anyway, first on busy-list is Work-ing at INTI's Career and Counseling Center. Yeah, I'm working as a student counselor, I counsel students. One student came to me and mentioned that his life is screwed up. I told him to get a screwdriver to unscrew himself.

Okay, that isn't real. I'm just a student helper. I get paid for cutting papers, entertaining students (by saying "how can I help you" which I think I can't help much), dispatching documents and other ~~simple~~ errands.

Number 2 on busy-list is that I rejoined INTI Concert Band (ICB). I stopped participating in ICB since I became an INTIMA EXCO. But since my term has ended, I got bored and yeah, music again!

Messy band room.

I met great people and formed wonderful friendships. Well, it was kinda awkward in the beginning because I don't really know each and everyone of them. Thankfully, they're very friendly. =)

Rehearsing "The Pink Panther".

Recently we had a ~~mini~~ concert themed "MELODYCIOUS" - I wonder what's so delicious about the melody. Anyway, it was great - albeit only having about 180+ audience.

Here are some of the photos taken during and after the concert.

On stage.

Saxophone quartet - Canon in D & The Pink Panther.

Blurry me.

(L-R): Blurry, Shang Jie, Taufik, Gardek, Seow Wen & Diana.
The Melo-delicious performers!
Next on busy-list is my Double Module Project - a final project for IT Students.

As Software Engineering students, we're required to develop a system that can somehow contribute to the IT world - and I came up with a "Development of a JAVA CODE GENERATOR" idea. Seriously, till this very moment, I know nuts about how to complete it. Sighs, my JAVA sucks.

So basically, I think I'm screwed for now. Get me a screwdriver please. T.T

Oh yeah, I have great GREAT news for everyone! I found a new life partner! I met her at The Curve few weeks ago. Fell in love immediately and she moved in with me.

She's a Japanese and her family name is Yamaha.

Introducing: Geetha!

My Geetha Yamaha!
Look at her seductive pose on the bed! Her curvy body is so sexy, it makes me wanna "screw" her so much! =P

Anyway, I'm back but I won't blog that frequent ya. I'm sorta busy with stuffs.

Stay tuned!

New Year 2009 Nude Party

2009-01-01T00:00:00.006+08:00

Heard of the Nude Sex Party that should be held at Johor Bahru?

I read about it on Chris Thoo's speakingtomato.com. At first I thought it was some joke but it's real - although the ending of his entry was a little gayish.

Anyway, where is PAS - why didn't make a fuss about it? When Avril Lavigne had her concert in Malaysia, PAS opposed dramatically. This party is definitely wayyyy moreeee extremmeee than Avril's concert - coz Avril didn't perform with G-String; don't think she'll either.

Anyway, it'd be great if it's a legitimate event - coz guys can see boobs bouncing and girls can see willies standing and pairs of balls hanging.

But then newspapers mentioned that the Mega Sex Party isn't gonna happen. Awww, enthusiasts must be pretty disappointed with that.

The proposed "mega sex party" here to usher in the new year is seen as nothing more than a "mega con". - nstonline

Mega con or not, it does sound fun right?

Let's illustrate 2 scenarios of what might happen - for guys only.

You attend the party - with your birthday suite and your rod dangling between your legs - and you see nude girls everywhere.

Scenario 1 - You've a long huge rod and it raises to the occasion...

The nearest lady noticed it and she shouts...

The rest of the ladies heard and they...

Scenario 1 Conclusion - You're one lucky bastard!

Scenario 2 - You have a tiny rod *unfortunately* and it made a mini appearance...

All the ladies noticed it and they...

p/s: Pendek! Tak Mau! means "Short! Don't Want!" in Malay Language.

Scenario 2 Conclusion - No luck man.

So before attending any similar events, make sure you have a up-to-standard rod - or else, you won't have any fun at all! Get it?

Oh yeah, the Johor CID Chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II (so long his job title) said something about this party.

Why so cheap?

Coz it's Year-End Sale lahhhhh!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

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Saying "You're Big" To A Lady

2008-12-11T00:00:00.002+08:00

Madagascar 2 was great - interesting storyline, great humour and funny animals.

There's one part of the movie that made me think a little more. It's the Moto Moto and Gloria dancing in the lake part.

If you've watched it, remember this scene?

Moto Moto & Gloria.
What Moto Moto told Gloria was kinda err... indecent? Saying "You're Big" to a lady would end as a tragic because - what else can the word BIG be referred to?

But since they're hippos, I guess the mentioned phrase is acceptable - hippos are naturally big and huge.

So I thought - what if a human male says "You're Big" to a human female? What would happen? Special thanks to Jane (edit: my sis) for appearing on sketch with me. =)

You dance with her and unknowingly said...

She stops and asks you...

You think hard and try to answer...

You're 2 seconds late from answering, she made up her mind and she...

You end up yelling...

THIS is what I meant by ending in a tragic way!

Oh yeah, another post-movie thought - why didn't Melman find a female giraffe girlfriend?

It'd be great!

Why? Coz she'll tell Melman - You're LONG!

I Was In A Marching Band

2008-11-03T00:05:00.007+08:00

Michaelian Military Band it was, or also abbreviated as MMB.

Music wasn't really a passion when I was young. I dislike notes, music theories and going to Yamaha School for classes. Mum sent me to organ lessons when I was 5 but the interest wasn't there. Eventually, I stopped.

Now I'm regretting because I can't even play a song properly on the boards with white and black keys! *smacks myself on the forehead*

So I regained my music touch when I was in high school - St. Michael's Instution, Ipoh.

Michaelian Military Band.
It was hard at the beginning, with all the marching drills and stamina trainings. The band was a pride to the school. Discipline was a strict requirement. Seniors were fierce like lions and I don't even dare to talk to them. They will scold kau kau if we commit a mistake.

Even though I disliked the intensiveness of the trainings, my passion for the band didn't end because of it. I committed myself - hoping to achieve success in the band.

I started off with the flute. Dad bought me one after 2 months of joining the band. I practiced a lot at home and managed to improve rapidly. However, I got bored of it and gotten myself another instrument in 2004. Again, dad bought me a Soprano Saxophone! So I kinda abandoned my old darling for a brand new darling!

My Soprano Saxophone.
She's so shiny and smooth in her golden dress. I love blowing her the most.

Anyway, during my 5 years in the school band, we had 3 concerts. The 1st one was in 2001 - Michealian Musical Extravaganza. I wasn't in because I was still new. Second concert, Friendship Through Music in 2003. It was a combined concert with Kuen Cheng Girls' High School from KL. This time I was one of the musicians.

Combined Concert 2003.
My last and final indoor performance in 2005 - Faith, Fraternity and Service.

Concert 2005 - Saxophone Line.
En route to the concerts, members are required to get money - lots and lots. The objective of raising cash is no other than to purchase new instruments. I've this bad experience back in 2003. This ~~crazy~~ alumni was so angry because we didn't get enough money. Everyone had to run around the field several times while carrying a table.

Every year MMB is involved in the Perak State-Level Marching Competition. School bands are required to perform a 10~12 minutes formation for the competition.

Marching Competition 2004.
We've never achieved 1st in Perak before because there's always Nan Hwa or AMC. So our best achievement, so far, is 2nd placing.

We won 2nd in the Marching Competition 2005.
Participating in the marching competition is highly regarded by the school. Each year the members will practice regularly under the hot sun, get sun burns and exhaust ourselves. I was like charcoal during high school, seriously!

Practice in 2004.
Rehearsal in 2004 with Power Ranger uniforms.
We also skipped classes frequently for practices and parents will say the usual you-should-be-studying phrases. Thankfully my parents were a great support.

Another rehearsal.
Being in the band took up most of my time. I always stayed back in school and go to school during holidays. All mainly because of the band.

I still remember my first Leadership Training Camp when I was in Form 1. The marching drills and stamina trainings were killing me. Marching sessions during the morning, afternoon and night - so frigging tiring! On the 2nd day, my dad brought me water bottles. Once I saw him, I broke down in tears; I couldn't stand it anymore. Dad took me home and it was such a relief.

Well, we had trips too. The most memorable one was the Genting Performance Trip in November 2003. It was 3 days 2 nights free stay. I repeat: Free Accommodation and Food! All we had to do was just to perform at various places around First World Plaza. It was so fun!

Performance in Genting Highlands.
Another one was also in 2003. A training camp at Penang.

Camp at Penang.
Besides that, we're involved in the State-Level National Day celebration too. Marching during Merdeka is tiring because we've to march for 1 hour plus, but it's fun.

Merdeka Parade.
Also, performances during the school's Sport's Day. It's very tiring too, especially during the class march pass. Imagine 60 classes and we have have to stand in the middle of the field and blow our instruments.

Sport's Day 2003.
Sport's Day 2005.
Oh yeah, regarding the uniform. When I joined the band, the uniform was a light beige formal attire - shown in the Sport's Day 2003 picture. In 2004, we changed the uniform to a fancier style - in black and green. Some say we look like Power Rangers in the new outfit. Probably due to the star on the chest area.

Next, the Young Band Festival, an indoor competition, in 2003 at the Ipoh City Hall. We performed Alvamar Overture and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Managed to achieve Gold Medal and I was so happy with that.

Young Band Festival.
I was the librarian, the one who's in-charge of music scores and stands, in 2002 and 2003 and then I was elected as the Treasurer in 2004. Yes, I'm a trustworthy person; that's why I always get the money-related job. =P

And yeah, I became the Woodwind Section Leader in 2005.

Woodwind Section 2005.
Time passes by so fast and it all came to an end. My final term ended in July 2005. More than 3 years ago.

My batch, my fellow EXCOs.
Soprano, Alto, Tenor & Baritone Saxophone.
All the memories and experiences being together with the band. All the songs that I've played during performances, competitions and concerts. All the wonderful friendships that I've made. All the fun that I've enjoyed throughout my 5 years in the Michealian Military Band. All the pain and sufferings I've endured during trainings and practices.

They'll always be remembered.

With Pride Shall We March.
I miss my school band.

Encouraging Safer Sex

2008-10-26T00:05:00.009+08:00

Attention: This entry contains information that can help you maintain a healthy, happy and rewarding life. Yea right! =P

You may already know that AIDS is caused by HIV, some Human ~~Idiotic~~ Immunodeficiency Virus. One of the cause is unsafe sex. Having sex without protection is risky to say the least. You could catch a Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) and get your girlfriend pregnant. *omg shit fuuk!*

Sex? Or Safe Sex?
Starting a conversation with a partner about safer sex can be difficult. One reason many women lack confidence in asking for safer sex is that they feel that their partner's pleasure is more important than their own well-being. Oh, how thoughtful? But that's wrong!

In fact, asking for safer sex doesn't mean that you doubt his faithfulness; instead it's a health protection - a way of protecting both you and your partner.

So what if you're not ready to get pregnant and you don't wanna get infected, but you need loads of love and sex! Is there a solution?

Yes, there is!

Presenting the 2-in-1 Greatest Protection of all!

Candy?
NO! Look properly! It's...

THE CONDOM!
Cookie Monster's Condom.
"Prevents unwanted pregnancies and infections! Get 3 for just Ar-Am Nine Ninety Nine (RM9.99) a pack! Dial 1300-13-1300 now! Do call the number on your screen now! An offer not to be missed!"

Try reading it in a commercialized style. It should sound more convincing then.

Okay, back to topic. Generally, you need a constant supply of condoms and the power to request your guy to use it! Perhaps guys don't wanna suffocate their willy? Their skin needs to 'breath' too, right?

Other methods such as pills, UID, IDD prepaid cards, diaphragms, spermicide and superman can't prevent HIV. Only a condom can; with a certain success rate, which is considerably high. I think.

Anyway, here's an illustration I've made on how to put on a male condom. This could come in handy if your guy doesn't know how to install a firewall, or thinwall, on his external hard disk.

No one has ever seen this guide on the Internet before. Behold...

Kenwooi's Guide to Wear a Condom
7 Simple Steps.
As soon as your mayonnaise comes, hold the end tightly and remove the condom before your willy shrinks. Understand now? So, now you're a professional firewall installer!

Well, if reasoning and coaxing fail when you're asking for safer sex, leave him! Serves him right because he's such a dumbo! He has wasted his chance to have sex just because he didn't wanna wear a condom. Dumb!

By the way, in medical terms, safer sex refers to sexual activities that do not involve transfer of body fluids. This includes having sex with a proper use of condom.

Oh yeah, remember: sex does not always mean intercourse.

Touching.
Kissing.
Hugging.
Massaging
Masturbating.
They are also examples of safer sexual activities.

So guess what; we're all engaged in sexual activities! When you touch your friend, just tell him this: Know what, we're performing a sexual activity now! Cool isn't it?

But I advise you not to say that to a girl, unless you wanna get kicked hard right at the... never mind.

Well, that's all for now. I hope you've learned something new, because I've learned a lot from doing my research on this entry. Seriously! You'll know why in another entry. So stay tuned okay?

Oh yeah, remember to call 1300-13-1300 for enquiries.

I hope McDonald's has McCondom in the menu.

Disclaimer: kenwooi.com will not be held responsible for any unwanted babies due to unforeseen state of affairs as a result of this entry.

Problematic PMS

2008-10-06T00:07:00.010+08:00

Attention: This entry contains my views and opinions regarding PMS in general. No offense ya, ladies! =)

It's simple. PMS means Premenstrual Syndrome, or my own term: Pitiful Man Suffers. In case you don't know what is PMS, it's something that happens to adolescent girls approximately a week before her auntie visits. Ya get what I mean, right? *wink*

When girls are having PMS, their mood swings like the pendulum of my grandfather's clock.

The calculations of mood swings.
In θо² + y1 - h, her mood will swing 60°. So at one moment she's all smiling and laughing.

Ahhhhhhhhh~
When the pendulum reaches the other side, she screams like Mariah Carey.

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
They're amazing huh? So when girls are having PMS, they must prepare the most important thing: sanitary pads.

Whisper Sanitary Pad.
I'm confused. Why girls go screaming when their sanitary pad says 'whisper'? Hmm...

Actually not only men fear this Periodic Mon-Ster; women also. Girls with PMS will use their Powerful Mega Superweapon at their own girl friends too. That's when you see girls bitch fighting.

However in this entry, I'll narrow down the scope to PMS situations in relationships. Ya know, when boy meets girl yada yada.

Very often (once a month is often you know?), the girlfriend acts strangely: she whines, grumbles, complains and criticizes almost everything. That includes every tiny-winy matters too.

When facing a PMS, the boyfriend should be patient and calm. You can't fight fire with fire right? So when she's on fire, you turn yourself into an Ice Magician to cool her down. You listen to her. You offer her every need. You pamper her.

Remember one important thing you ought to do is to give in. If you do so, everything will be fine and once it's over, she'll feel bad for treating you that way. She'll feel so damn bad until she's willing to give in to your most important NEED! Hehe. Okay that's untrue - not every girlfriend is like this. ~~You're a lucky bastard if your girlfriend is!~~

So I repeat: Give In. =)

Here are some PMS situations and recommended responds:

She tells you that you're not treating her like normal. (Ya, you know that she's the one treating you badly.)
You say: Dear I love you.

She criticizes you for your silly actions. (You do that ever since you're born!)
You say: I'm sorry dear.

She scolds you for eating too much. (She's the one who ate lesser due to lost of appetite caused by PMS.)
You say: Dear I love you.

She complains that her friend is an annoying nuisance. (Look who's talking!)
You say: Dear I love you.

She is angry with the way you fold the clothes and shows you her way. (Err, just admit she's better.)
You say: Yes dear, you're right.

So to simplify things, all you need to do is to memorize these 3 important phrases:

Dear I love you.
I'm sorry dear.
Yes dear, you're right.

Take note. You must use the word 'dear' (or anything you use to call your beloved: honey, piggy, doggy, catty, pussy) in every phrase to encounter the PMS situations. You're strongly encouraged to do so.

Example: I love your pussy. Oops! I meant you, pussy!

Anyway, some boyfriends might ask: How in the world would I know that she's having PMS? So that I can prepare myself for the WAR ZONE?

PMS ZONE!
Or also known as Pussy: Men Stayaway! Zone.

Okay, the easiest way is to ASK! Too shy? Oh common, you're her boyfriend and you don't dare to ask? Right, maybe some girls will slap their boyfriend for asking that. So just ignore this method.

Another way is to find out her period time, and you do the calculations. 28 days apart, 7~10 days before the period, is her PMS ZONE! If you still can't get her period time. Don't worry, there is one more way.

The last way is to... just listen to her and don't go against her words - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month and 12 months a year! By doing so, you don't have to worry about any PMS WAR. =P

By the way, I want to declare that I do experience Male PMS. It's true that men have PMS too!

I suffer from PMS too.
I'm having...

Personal Money Shortage!
So give in to me and give me some money! =P

Terrific Term: 12th INTIMA

2008-09-15T00:05:00.008+08:00

Being in the 12th INTIMA term was just amazing. Here, I just wanna recap on the journey throughout the whole term.

In August 2007 before our first semester of the term started, it was our 12th INTIMA EXCO Camp at Selesa Resort, Pahang.

EXCO Camp.
If you're thinking of tents and making fire out of stones, you're wrong. Basically, we had sessions to discuss our plans for the whole term. Nothing much, just meetings and meetings.

The following day, some of us went to Genting Highland as it's not far away from our camp's location. As usual, we went spinning up and down, cock-screwing and bla bla bla at the outdoor theme park. Had lunch and Clara did this with her fries.

12th INTIMA with fries.
The first major event organized by the 12th INTIMA was the Leadership Training Camp (LTC) in September 2007 at Dusun Eco Resort, Pahang. Hafiz was the Organizing Chairperson.

Leadership Training Camp.
Committee members from clubs and societies, also known as affiliates, participated. The most fun part was the obstacle challenges. ~~I can't climb the bloody wall!~~ We also had jungle tracking, games and motivational sessions. The 3 days 2 nights event was certainly enjoyable as we got to know everyone better.

Magical Madness.
This was my group in LTC: Magical Madness or also known as M&M.

The following year (2008), our second semester of the term, we organized the Council Jamboree. It's some sort like a gathering for the affiliates' committee members.

Council Jamboree.
We had 'makan' session (yes free food!) and a ~~treasure~~ man hunt. I was one of the victim. =(

Next up, Sports Fiesta in March 2008. Jason Ng was the Organizing Chairperson.

I don't think I have to explain much. Think of the recent Beijing Olympics. Well, just imagine a smaller (very very) version of it.

During the semester break in April 2008, it was the 5th INTIMA Conference. INTI International University College was the host this year and all the other INTIMA Student Governments from INTI International College Penang (IICP), INTI College Subang Jaya (ICSJ), INTI College Sabah (ICS) and INTI College Sarawak (ICSK) participated. It was a gathering of the student leaders from INTI colleges.

5th INTIMA Conference.
Well, it was fun getting to know the other ~~lingerie sellers~~ INTIMA members. We had conference sessions, team building games, trip to Jonker Street at Melaka, mini Frisbee tournament and yeah, not forgetting the yum cha sessions.

12th INTIMA during the 5th INTIMA Conference.
See Mishal trying to give Young a big smooch. *gayness* Oh yeah, I was the Organizing Chairperson of this event. =)

In the final semester of our term, we organized INTI-UC's most anticipated event: INTIBALL 2008.

INTIBALL 2008.
The venue was great and we got full house! Certainly an achievement! I think it was because of the free Maison passes. =P

Stack of free Maison passes.
Anyway, read more about INTIBALL 2008 here.

Our last and final event *sobs* of the term was the 12th INTIMA Awards Presentation & 13th INTIMA Installation Night 2008. Phew, long name huh? Pei Yheng was the Organizing Chairperon.

Installation Night 2008.
One year has finally passed and it was time for the whole new batch of student leaders, the 13th INTIMA, to take over. Gosh, I sound so old.

The event was great. Everything went smoothly and everyone enjoyed the night.

12th INTIMA during the Installation Night 2008.
Our final photo together as 12th INTIMA. Read more about the Installation Night 2008 here.

Besides all these events, we were facilitators during Orientation Weeks too. We had to sacrifice our holidays to go back to college and entertain the new students.

Orientation Week with new students.
It was fun knowing the new students. Sometimes the students think we're INTI staffs. But do we look like staffs? ~~Yeah I wish we were. At least we'll get some pay.~~

INTIMA with drink boxes.
This was what we did when we're too free during Orientation. We played with the drink boxes. Nice right? =)

We had photo shoot sessions too. Thanks to the Photography Club.

Photo shoot 1.
This photo was taken in the beginning of our term. When the 12th INTIMA term started, some EXCO resigned, some changed college. So there were just the 9 of us at first. Therefore, we recruited new EXCOs into our team.

Photo shoot 2.
This is the team we had throughout most of the term. All 12 of us in the 12th INTIMA.

Here are the EXCOs of the 12th INTIMA.

Calvin Chung.
The President. A guy with lots of ideas and suggestions. He handled most of the complaints by students and he managed it well. The mastermind of 12th INTIMA. He masters our minds with his special 'knowledge'. Get it? Check out this Orang Cina blog.

Joan-Lynn.
Our Vice President of Administration and Services. She's a nice person. Friendly. The STACT Club loves her. I don't know why. Maybe she gave them free 'service'. *cough* She's after all the VP of Admin and Services.

Hafiz.
Hafiz is a great guy to be with (I mean as a friend!). Our Vice President of Activities is always calm and cool. He likes to read about political issues and perhaps one day he might be the President of Nigeria. All the best! =)

Karampal.
This Secretary is always missing in action. But he's our main guy for sponsorship and souvenirs. Well, if you want some Karrypuff, you'll get it from him. An easy-going guy.

Waye Young.
The youngest in the team. Waye Young is a passionate and dedicated Assistant Secretary. Helpful and outgoing. He loves to share his 'knowledge' too. Another mastermind, I assume. Check out his Tips For Being Young blog.

Wei Ken.
The ~~most honest~~ Treasurer. ~~He's handsome, charming, good looking and attractive. Very very very very committed and hardworking. Helpful and caring. A very innocent and good boy. Everybody loves him.~~ And that's me! =)

Pei Yheng.
The Assistant Treasurer. She's helpful and kind. Can be very strict when it comes to work but when it's time to play, she'll be one of the noisiest.

Justin Joel.
One of the Auditor in the team. A guy with lots of patience and tolerance. He's a sporty person as he likes to play with balls and cocks, shuttlecocks I mean.

Mishal.
Mishal the Auditor. An enthusiastic and friendly person. One of a stomper from KL Stompers. Yeah, he stomps and smashes anything he sees in his way, especially the dustbins.

Jason Ng.
Our Public Relation Officer. Jason's a wacky guy and likes to crap a lot. A fun guy to be with and he's a caring person. He loves hwa hwa, which means flower flower (as shown in the picture).

Jason the Dog Lover.
He's the one who got me into this blogging business. So, double photos for you! Do check out this dog lover's blog at ~~Chi~~ Hwa Hwa Blog.

Clara Tan.
Also a Public Relation Officer. Clara is another noisy girl. Loves to talk, talk and talk. A girl with huge dreams to reach the stars. She's already graduated and now working in IBM. Visit her blog as she's Reaching For The Stars.

Delia Lee.
Warning, don't let this picture deceive you! Delia Lee, the last member recruited into the team as a Public Relation Officer, is also very noisy and loud. Sometime too hyperactive! She's a great designer and certainly a very committed member. Her favourite phrase is What The Fu Fish!

Besides all that, we had some gay moments too.

Manly Love 1 - Titanic.
A sence from Titanic: INTIMA Version. Calvin hugs Daniel, INTIMA President from ICS. Taken during the 5th INTIMA Conference. Near... Far... Wherever Daniel will go, Calvin follows.

Manly Love 2 - Prelude.
This explains why Mishal was giving Young a kiss in an earlier photo. Seems like Mishal is too in love with Young as he desperately hugs him. Young seems to be enjoying it too. He has the 'Ahhhh~' expression on his face. Just ignore me and Jason.

And NO I'm not looking at Mishal's butt! I'm not a gay! Young will surely kill me for that! I was just looking at a flower on the floor. I've repeated this many times and it's real: I'm an innocent good boy! *wink wink*

Manly Love 2 - The Finale.
And finally, Mishal proposed to Young when we're on the way back from the LTC. Young accepted and they live happily ever after.

Okay, that's all for now.

Before I end, I just wanna thank the 12th INTIMA Executive Committees for the great times we had together.

I'll miss all of you. Take care everyone.

Avril Appeared: Live in Malaysia 08

2008-08-31T00:09:00.007+08:00

Despite all those protests by Party Islam SeMalaysia (PAS), Avril Lavigne's Best Damn Tour, Live in Malaysia 08 proceeded as planned. The pop star was deemed 'too sexy' for the Malaysians. But heck, what about Gwen Stefani and Madonna?

Gwen & Madonna.
Yes, compare them with Avril.

Avril.
She's so not up to their 'standard', yet! But of course, we all hope that Avril doesn't turn like ~~hot sexy babes~~ them.

Malaysia's strict rules have become all too familiar among artistes and concert promoters worldwide. Sad case huh? Many artistes like Beyonce Knowles and Christina Aguilera rather perform in neighbouring countries than abiding such ~~silly~~ strictures. Still, Gwen Stefani had no problem 'covering' herself up last year.

Okay, enough of rants. Let's continue with Avril's Best Damn Tour which rocked Merdeka Stadium on the 29th August 2008.

2 Tickets to the Best Damn Tour!
Things went smoothly right before the concert. The crowds were early, people were all excited and anxious to see Avril live. There were various booths outside selling Avril's merchandises.

Hotlink booth right outside the stadium.
Some Avril impostors.
But they're just too damn shy to look at the damn camera.

The crowd before the concert.
Badges of Avril's head.
People started to line up at the entrance at 6.00pm. It's so obvious that they want to get the best damn seat and the best damn view. Gates opened at 7.30pm and everyone went it.

The early birds.
But unfortunately, it rained before the concert starts.

Early birds with birdcoats.
Yes, rain drops were falling on them before the concert, quite heavy I suppose. Just a reminder, sometimes it's just not good to be early. Better to be late (a minute before) than standing under the rain staring aimlessly at an empty stage.

But you have to commend them; they're one bunch of passionate fans.

At about 9.05pm, some unknown (maybe famous but who cares) guy appeared on stage for the concert's opening and sang a song by Maroon 5. But let's just ignore him. WE WANT AVRIL!

A few minutes after his ~~boring~~ opening, the best damn moment we've been waiting for has finally arrived: AVRIL LAVIGNE! She rocked the damn concert with her first song, Girlfriend.

Here are some miserable snapshots of the colourful concert.

Pink.
Blue.
Oh yeah, it wasn't the photographer who was taking miserable photos; it was the distance, the distance was miserable. These photos were taken from the furthest section from the stage: the RM98 section.

Red.
Green.
Purple.
The program consists of several songs which include all her smash hits:

Girlfriend
When You're Gone
Sk8er Boi
Complicated
My Happy Ending
I'm With You
The Best Damn Thing

The crowd was damn wild and all hyped out as they kept on screaming, screaming and screaming at the top of their damn lungs. Even guys sang loudly.

Avril ~~made fun of~~ played with the crowd by asking them to scream, shut up, scream, shut up and scream bla bla bla. Imagine everyone, especially the girls, screaming like maniacs. I'm sure they'll have sore throat the next day.

This is a conversation that might happen the next day.

Person A: How was the concert?
Person B: Uhh *cough* Av-*cough*-ril was so damn shit-*cough*-nificant!

Yeah shitnificant, thanks to the screaming lessons by Avril. But it's damn fun though.

Anyway, the concert was a huge hit. The crowd was great, weather was fine throughout the concert and no PAS members were seen protesting. I heard that there were 10 of them standing outside before the concert. But thanks to the damn rain, they left.

Perhaps that's the best damn thing that happened to them: Avril's concert went on fine.

Here's a video clip of Avril's My Happy Ending during the concert. Yes yes, it was taken from the miserable distance too.

My Happy Ending
I guess that's the most meaningful song of all. In spite of everything, it was Avril's happy ending as her concert was ~~a victory against PAS~~ successful!

Most of the merchandises sold during the concert weren't cheap as they cost up to RM100! But there are always the cheaper ones. Here are some of the merchandises brought back from the concert.

Avril's cheap and affordable merchandises.
Oh yeah, just in case you were wondering whether I was there at the concert or not.

No, I wasn't. My sister and mum went. ~~Damn, I missed it!~~

And my sister is boasting about meeting Belinda, some 8TV quicko girl.

Belinda.
My sister is supposed to be on the right but she doesn't want to reveal herself. ~~She doesn't want people to know that she's not as pretty as Belinda.~~

Pardon me if I've used too much 'damn'. It's after all the...

Best DAMN Tour!

Elated Ending: Installation Night 08

2008-08-09T03:26:00.038+08:00

Finally, the 12th INTIMA term has come to an end. On a fine Tuesday night of the 29th July 2008, the 12th INTIMA Awards Presentation & 13th INTIMA Installation Night 2008 was held.

The event was held at the Cyberview Lodge Resort & Spa, Cyberjaya, a 5-star resort with beautiful landscaped gardens.

The banner, painted by our very own EXCOs. The theme for the night was 'The Legacy Continues'. We hope that the 13th INTIMA will continue to serve the community of INTI-UC with devotion and enthusiasm.

The view inside the ballroom. Classy and elegant.

Our masters of ceremony for the night was Reuben Dave and Ashvin. Both of them did exceptionally well and they really connect well with the crowd. Great job!

A total of 29 clubs and societies of INTI-UC attended our, the 12th INTIMA, final event. There were 34 tables during the night.

These are some of the notable clubs and societies of INTI-UC. They're also called affiliate because they are associated with INTIMA.

Adventure Club

AUP Club

INTI United Nations Club

LEO Club

Social Board

Student Action (STACT) Club
After the speeches, the first performance of the night started. Da Guyz entertained everyone with their slick moves.

Da Guyz
Next up, dinner time!

Food, glorious food!
I didn't get to eat much that night. *sigh*

After everyone took their food and settled down, it's the moment that everyone was waiting for, the first 12th INTIMA Awards Presentation. Here are the winners of each award.

Most Creative Affiliate
STACT Club
Vice President of
Administration & Services Award
Seet Pee Ter
Best Activity Proposal
Model United Nations Youth Conference
by INTI United Nations Club
Best Event Review
Youth Camp 3
by STACT Club
Best Publicized Event
Adventure Charity Run
by Adventure Club
Best Cultural/Religion Event
A Quest into Nations
by International Students Society
Best Sports Event
120 Hours Non-Stop Charity Swim
by Life Saving & Swimming Club
Best Charity Project
Adventure Charity Run
by Adventure Club
Best Combined Project
Chinese New Year Carnival
by STACT Club & Chinese Cultural Society
Best Night
The Idol 2008
by STACT Club
That's the end of the first Awards Presentation. Next, the moment we, the 12th INTIMA, have been waiting for! Each of us received a certificate, a token of appreciation and a pen with our position and name engraved on it.

After receiving the stuffs bla bla, each of us were given our last chance to talk to the students as an INTIMA EXCO.

Delia Lee Sze Zhen
12th INTIMA Public Relation Officer

Clara Tan Pei Yi
12th INTIMA Public Relation Officer

Jason Ng Hwa Ming
12th INTIMA Public Relation Officer

Mishal Kothari
12th INTIMA Auditor

Justin Joel Thomas
12th INTIMA Auditor

Chong Pei Yheng
12th INTIMA Assistant Treasurer

Wooi Wei Ken
12th INTIMA Treasurer

Lau Waye Young
12th INTIMA Assistant Secretary

Karampal Singh
12th INTIMA Secretary

Abdulhafiz Musa
12th INTIMA Vice President of Activities

Chong Joan-Lynn
12th INTIMA Vice President of Administration & Services

Calvin Chung Kar Wah
12th INTIMA President
Then, it's the handover session. It's a brand new term for the newly elected 13th INTIMA EXCOs. And for us, good bye 12th INTIMA. *sobs*

After that, a breathtaking performance by Baby Force.

Baby Force
They've performed in various events in INTI-UC and they're simply outstanding and funky!

Then, 12th INTIMA's very own performance. We started the performance with a short scene in the kitchen and we started hitting the equipments and created STOMP! Special thanks to Mishal for the coordination.

Young, Calvin and I on the ~~dustbins~~ drums.

Jason and Delia happily played 'Ting Ting Ting Ting' with beer bottles. ~~They drank it before the performance.~~

Pei Yheng with the chair and Justin with the ~~dustbin caps~~ cymbals.

Mishal, Joan and Hafiz making ~~some noise~~ music too.

After the Stomp, there there, the dance part. Okay I must admit, I don't do girl dance! I suck at it! But nevertheless, I did it together with Mishal and Young. Only real men can do it. =P

Us shaking our bodies like some 'Agua'. Don't laugh, I'm warning you!

After the girl dance, the whole group joined in and dance with the tune of Let's Get It Started by the Black Eye Peas.

It was great and the crowd went wild. Well, they've never seen us doing such performance before because we were always busy in the office.

Anyway, for those who've missed it or would like to watch it again, here's a video of our dance. Enjoy!

The second 12th INTIMA Awards Presentation continued after our performance. And here are the winners of each award.

Best New/Revival Affiliate
Nunchaku Club
Most Progressive Affiliate
Photography Club
Best Academic Affiliate
AUP Club
Best Sports Affiliate
Life Saving & Swimming Club
Best Martial Arts Affiliate
Taekwondo Club
Best Social Affiliate
LEO Club
Best Cultural/Religion Affiliate
INTI Christian Fellowship (ICF)

Best Performing Arts Affiliate
24 Solar Drums
Best Liaison Committee
Sri Lankan Liaison Committee
Best Indoor Affiliate
Manga, Anime & Games (MAG) Club
Best Outdoor Affiliate
Adventure Club
Best Council Member
Ng Sze Fang
INTIMA Merit Award
Anbuchudar Christie
Best Secretary
Puah Wai Mae & Chew Huey Xin
from STACT Club
Best Treasurer
Rick Yap Aik Ban & Lau Wei Liang
from Adventure Club
Best Vice Chairperson
Jenna Yeoh Suet Lee
from STACT Club
Best Chairperson
Tan Pei Shiun
from Adventure Club
Best Event
Orientation Night Jan 08
'Dream within a Dream'
by Social Board
Best Affiliate
Student Action (STACT) Club
Well, that's all for the night and it ended at about 11.30pm.

Oh yeah, we can't forget ourselves right?

12th INTIMA
The lady in the middle is Ms. Lillian Tai, the Head of Student Affairs Office.

Well, all I wanna say is...

Thank you 12th INTIMA for the
unforgettable experiences.

Thank you everyone for the
wonderful friendships.

Thank you to the 12th INTIMA affiliates for their
tremendous cooperation.

And also, thank you to the top management of INTI-UC for their
utmost support.
It has definitely been one exciting year filled with sweet memories for each and every one of us in the 12th INTIMA.

Here's a message from Ms. Organizing Chairperson, Chong Pei Yheng.

"Thank you everyone for coming.
There was no complaint except for the Snickers
and I felt touched after the event!"
Yes, the Snickers in the goodie bags were expired. ~~Darn the company!~~

Anyway, wishing the 13th INTIMA all the best in their future undertakings and endeavours!

Study Smart

2008-08-05T02:03:00.010+08:00

Have you ever experienced the feeling of being stressed up as the time ticks closer towards your examination date? Not enough time to study? Too much information to absorb? Burning the midnight oil to compensate the wasted time?

Worried?
I'm sure a huge number of the students here in Malaysia has experienced or is experiencing those situations mentioned above. As young adults, or preferably known as teenagers, we love to play and enjoy ourselves. We often neglect the simple fact that we need to study in order to ensure a better, and also wealthier, life in the future.

Let's not mention about Bill Gates or our very own Malaysian Tan Sri Dato' Loh Boon Siew. If you're thinking of being rich by dropping out from school, your parents are obviously going to chop your head off!

So, what are the appropriate ways to excel in studies? Normally people would say study loh!, read notes lah! and don't play truant!. But that's not enough for a student to do better. Group studies are encouraged too but nowadays majority of the study sessions has become yakking sessions.

Well, fret not. Here are 5 studying tips just for you.

Ensure study notes are comprehensive

Depending on the notes given by the lecturers aren't sufficient. I repeat, are not sufficient! In Malaysia, we students are very used to being spoon fed by our lecturers therefore we tend to be a little passive when it comes to writing our own notes. However, the best way is to write your own notes while listening to lectures or by referring to the notes provided. Also, add extra information if there is, and write the notes using the format and style that you're familiar with so that you can understand it better.

In the western countries, lecturers will ~~mumble~~ lecture without providing any single notes. Students are supposed to do their own research and produce their own notes. I bet most of us will suffer if we were to study abroad.

Yes, it's CS228: Java.
Anyway, if you're still lazy, just make sure your study notes are complete and sufficient enough to obtain a passing grade. However, some smart ~~asses~~ students are still able to do very well without the extra effort. Well, let's just say that they're brilliant, or they're those lucky ~~asses~~ ones.

Find an ideal place that allows full concentration

Getting the right location to study is an utmost importance. Some prefer a quiet surrounding whereas some like noises. If you want a place filled with silence (cues cricket sound), the library would be a good choice, or perhaps your own room.

Some can concentrate with the presence of music. Well the music depends on one's own preference too. Some prefer instrumental music, some techno and some hard rock music. Well, whichever genre suits your taste it's fine, as long as it helps you to concentrate.

Besides that, some students will have better concentration level when they study at odd places. ~~Just like me!~~

At the toilet.
Toilets are well known to have a unique and distinguish aroma that increases the alertness of almost everyone! Try it out! =P

Review past exam answers for tips

The past exam papers are very useful sources for obtaining questions and sample answers. All you need to do is to obtain those past exam papers from the necessary sources, answer them and refer the answers if they're provided. Or else, ask your lecturer. You can also do researches on past exam papers to spot popular questions, that's if you're extra hardworking.

Study in advance to avoid last minute cramming

It's a common advice given to most students; study early. Students tend to enjoy first, then study later (as in the verrryyyy last minute). This is one reason why they don't have enough time when the examination is just around the corner.

What you can do is actually to study in 'blocks' weeks earlier. By doing consistent and frequent studies, you would have a better capability of remembering the information read.

Well, I've also done my preparation so far. These were the preparation I've done throughout my whole May 2008 semester to ensure my 'flying with colours' result.

3 months before exams.
2 months before exams.
1 month before exams.
1 day before exams.
More than enough rest for the examination! Bring it on! XD

Memorize with visualization of the information

Even if you already have your own study notes, don't just read, read and read. Based on a research, there are 3 types of learners.

Visual learners
Auditory learners
Kinesthetic learners

A visual learner learns by watching or seeing, an auditory learner learns by listening while a kinesthetic learner learns by experiencing it. And a majority of the learners tend to possess the visual learning style. They'll learn faster when there are graphics, pictures, images, animations and visualizations.

My creative visualization!
If you don't know, those are monsters from the online game, Maple Story. =)

So, that's the end of my 5 studying tips. If you're really determined to achieve a great result, try to adhere to the tips. And guess what? If you really do so, you'll certainly be like me!

My foundation result.
That's my INTI-UC Foundation in Information Technology (CFP) result in 2006. Great achievement right? Don't believe it? Fine, okay it's fake. I've edited it. =(

Well, that's all for now. Wishing all SimplySerene readers good luck and all the best in your examinations! May you pass ~~away~~ with flying colours!

I hope these tips are helpful. =)

Busty Bra

2008-08-03T02:04:00.016+08:00

Warning: Obscenity lies ahead! Only for 18 years and above but heck, it's just for fun. So read it! =)

Girls after adolescence wear bras; a simple fact. What does a bra do? You might think that this is a silly question but most people know what a bra does right? They hold breasts in place!

Here's a brief history about the origin of bras.

Before 1900s, there is very little evidence of garments that could be considered bras. In ancient history, there are mentions of a strip of cloth tied under the breasts to support and to reveal them, or strip of cloth tied around the breasts to flatten them.

The corset became popular starting in the 1500s, and its one function was to lift and shape breasts upward. The modern bra with its two separate cups was gradually developed from the corset in the early 20th century, in an attempt to manufacture a more comfortable underwear piece.

Today in order to emphasize the sexual nature of busts, the bra has been turned into a sexual garment. Since then bras have practically become a multi-billion-dollar industry dominated by large multinational corporations such as Triumph, Victoris's Secret and not forgetting INTIMA.

Over this time the emphasis has largely shifted from functionality to fashion. Now there is more and more emergence of ~~weird~~ innovative bras too.

Hand palm bra.
Some girls just love their busts being touched and perhaps that's the reason why they came up with this type of bra.

Besides that, bras made of solid gold were created too and they cost USD1.89 million each.

The 1.89 million USD bra.
Will you buy one if you have the money? Certainly not me. I would rather spend the money on other important stuff. I can't wear it anyway, right? =P

Well, a bra serves two main purposes.

Support the weak.
Unite the separated.

Well if you can't get my drift, busts are weak and they're separated. Understand now?

So why girls wear bras? Can't they just go without them? Here are some reasons why girls need bras.

Busts need support. Especially for big sized busts, you need a bra to support it or else it will sag.
The illusion of bigger busts size. True, some girls need it to attract guys. Self-motivation it seems?
Immoral without it. It has been a norm for girls to wear bras. Right here in Malaysia, if a girl is noticed without a bra, she'll be regarded as indecent.

Anyway, have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C and so on? And how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes ~~and also boob sizes~~? Here's how.

Average for Asians?
Boleh tahan!
Captivating!
Dandy!
Double Delight!
Enormous!
Fabulous!
Gigantic!
Huge! Humongous!
Well for me, any size after B is BIG! =P But E, F, G and H are rather absurd. They can be also represent as Ewwwww!, Frightening, Gross and Horrendous.

Here are some advices for girls regarding bras and a little about busts too.

Don't wear a bra 24 hours. Busts are also like a normal skin as they need to respire. Wearing a bra for 24 hours a day causes women to have a higher chance of getting breast cancer compared to wearing it less than 12 hours daily! It was suggested that bras exert enough pressure to the busts to prevent the flow of lymph, which then causes toxins and other waste material to remain in the busts instead of being 'flushed out'. This is one reason why women are prone to breast cancer. Therefore, sleeping without a bra is encouraged.
Pick a suitable sized bra for your busts. If you have huge busts, don't buy a small bra. Please don't suffocate your innocent busts. One the other hand, if you want to get a bigger bra, it's alright ~~as long as you get to attract guys~~.
When you wear your bra in the morning, lean about 45 degrees forward while wearing it. Basically it's to maintain the size of the busts by allowing the fats to come forward? I'm not really sure but I've heard about this a few years back on the radio.
Massaging won't make them bigger. It's only an enjoyment if you do so. In fact, girl's busts will only be fully developed after their first pregnancy.

Gosh, my initial objective of this post was to write about bras but I ended up talking about busts too. Anyway, they are still related right?

As many would say, bras are soft, delicate and sophisticated garments designed only for women. But it's not only worn by women.

Fiery hot!
The fire hydrant wears it too.

Impressive INTIBALL

2008-07-19T01:03:00.019+08:00

Gentlemen, prepare your favourite outfit! Ladies, get dressed and make up! Gel for the men's hair, fragrance for the ladies. All ready and straight to Bukit Bintang!

Yes, you guessed so! It's all about INTIBALL 2008, or also known as INTI's Ball! This event was organized by none other than the 12th INTIMA of INTI-UC.

INTI International University College's most anticipated event finally took place right in the heart of Kuala Lumpur on the 5th of July. Surrounded by areas of attraction such as The Pavilion, Rum Jungle and Planet Hollywood, the location of Hotel Istana was just so right!

Hotel Istana: Very Important Place (VIP).
The scenery in the hotel was simply distinctive. Undeniably elegant and stylish that I wished that hotel was mine. *grin* The interior design suited the atmosphere of the venue and the chandeliers were really impressive.

The ballroom's lobby.
Outside the ballroom.
Grand Makhota Ballroom was the night's ballroom. We had 59 tables all together, including 5 VIP tables. Initially it was 55 tables but due to high demands, we added another 4 tables.

Scene inside the ballroom.
The lightings' dimness was just right for the night. Notice the huge chandelier above the VVIP table? ~~Fortunately it didn't crash down.~~

Also, each table was well decorated too.

Tissue Towers.
Crystal Candles.
As usual, it started off with ~~boring~~ speeches by almighty VIPs of the night, Mr. Justin Joel (INTIBALL 2008 Organizing Chairperson), Mr. Calvin Chung (12th INTIMA President) and Mr. Lee Fah Onn (INTI-UC President). After that, the emcees invited Mr. OC and Mr. INTI-UC President on stage to officiate the event by doing an act called pour-sparkling-juice-onto-stacked-glasses. I don't really know what that maneuver was called. Can anyone tell me? Thanks in advance!

The pour-sparkling-juice-onto-stacked-glasses act.
Before the first dish was served, there was an opening ceremony for the food too. A man cycling a trishaw and a lady sitting next to him entered the ballroom and went all the way to the VVIP table to serve the opening dish of the night.

The lady served a dish of cigarettes.
No wonder the plate is so smoky. The Cina man looks like a smoker to me. Hmm...

Anyway, to enliven the night, we had several performances prepared for the people there (even though they were too engrossed with their food). It started off with a few swift and speedy pieces by the harmonica group, Ozalis Harmonica Ensemble. I only remembered that they played Canon with the O2jam Canon music.

Ozalis Harmonica Ensemble in action.
Then we had our very own concert band, INTI Concert Band or normally known as ICB. The pieces played by ICB were My Heart Will Go on (from the movie Titanic), The Eagles in Concert (I think I saw an eagle was performing with them) and Mambo No. 5 (Lou Bega was there too, NOT!).

ICB conducted by Lee Chou, the chairperson.
We had 2 bands (bands with electronic guitars and drums, not another concert band) performances too. The 1st band played To Love You More (by Celine Dion) featuring violin solo, Iris (by Goo Goo Dolls) and an Italian song (don't know the title). The 2nd band was 4 Quarter Sinners. One of the songs they performed was Always Be My Baby (by David Cook).

Also, a performance by Ting Wei Wei. He played the keyboard and sang a medley of well-known songs. The only song I remembered was by Westlife, the Queen of My Heart.

Performance by Wei Wei.
Besides the musical performances, we also had the Prom King & Queen finalists to amuse the crowd. We had 10 candidates for the night, 5 of each gender. As usual, we paired them up.

The potential ~~Porn~~ Prom Kings & Queens.
They did the fashion show, some proposing sketch with weird objects (I love the 100 Plus proposal!), Question and Answer session and dancing session.

100 Plus Proposal.
They were judged mainly by Dr. Lee, Dr. Sia and Mr. Danny. Each table had their chance of voting for their favourite Prom King & Queen too. And the result?

April & Mishal.
Yeap, they're the INTIBALL 2008 Prom King & Prom Queen! After the announcement, I managed to interview them.

Ken: How do you feel about being Prom King & Queen?
Mishal: Ni gei wo gun chu ci! Bu yao fa mong!
April: I hate July.

Guess they just dislike me. *sobs*

Next, the highlight of the night: the Dance Session. As usual, couples make their way to the dance floor with their beloved partners. Accompanied by melodious music, couples started dancing in slow circular (round and round and round) movements ~~until some of them became dizzy and fainted~~.

There were sweet moments during the dance session.

Justin Joel & Sarah.
Mr. and Ms. Organizing Chairperson. =)

Justin Lim & Joyce.
Not Mr. and Ms. Organizing Chairperson.

Notice that both of the guys are called Justin.

And there were some weird moments too.

Derrick & Wei Chun.
Look at them smiling so gleefully. *gay*

Delia & Julianne.
So matching! *les*

The night ended with everyone going to The Maison for an after-party thingy. And that's all for INTIBALL 2008.

Before I end, here's a message from Mr. OC, Justin Joel Thomas:

"Thank you everyone for your support!"

Fine Favicon

2008-06-20T20:46:00.022+08:00

Here is a simple way to create a favicon for your very own blog!

Firstly, an icon is required. You can either use an online icon creator (which I think is not user-friendly) or Photoshop. I did mine with Photoshop.

kenwooi.com's Favicon.
If you need help in designing one for yourself, feel free to ask me. I'll only charge you RM5 per icon. Very cheap right?! =P

Once you've designed your icon, save it as an image file. Next, proceed to the online icon generator to generate the icon. There, upload your saved favicon image, select icon size 16x16 and generate it. Once it's done, download the icon into your computer.

Then, upload the downloaded .ico image file to the Internet, use Windows Live SkyDrive or any image uploader that supports icon, and get the icon URL there.

Attention: To get the right icon URL after uploading to SkyDrive, keep clicking on the image until it appears on the browser by itself. Then copy the URL from the address bar.

Next, follow this instructions.

Go to your Blogger dashboard
Click manage: Layout
Click 'Edit HTML' below the Layout tab

There, you'll see a code line like this:

Then, copy and add the code below the line and replace "your icon URL" with your icon's URL.

Save it and have a look at your blog. You should be able to see your small Favicon next to your blog address.

Visit here for more detailed information on adding Favicon.

Take note: If you're using Internet Explorer, you might not be able to see the icon. Firefox on the other hand shows the icon well in bookmarks, URL addresses and tabs.

Hope you'll like it. Feel free to ask if you've any doubts. =)

Pathetic Provider

2008-06-13T01:35:00.030+08:00

It has been almost a year and a half since the Extreme Broadband (EBB) has taken over the network connection of the hostels of INTI-UC. Initially I had high expectations over EBB as they were said to be a capable Internet Service Provider (ISP).

Extreme ~~Board~~Narrowband logo.
In January 2007, EBB's first semester here, the Internet connection provided was terrible. Everyone complained. But due to the tsunami disaster that happened in December 2006, they were given more time to improve their service.

As time passes by, the service kept on deteriorating. Countless meetings, conferences and forums, mainly organized by the 12th INTIMA and the INTI Hall of Residence Board (IHRB), were held in order to solve this problem. Unfortunately, the problem persists.

Before the reign of EBB, we had DC++, a peer-to-peer (P2P) software used to share files among students within the hostel blocks. The transfer rate was awesome. The download speed can reach up to 10MB/sec. Basically, a full movie needs rougly 10 minutes while an audio file needs 1 second. This is what I call extreme speed! DC++ was our source of entertainment in INTI.

However, ever since the domination of EBB, many changes were imposed. First of all, concerning DC++. In the beginning, EBB kept on reducing the transfer speed of DC++ but in the end, they eliminated it. DC++ was said to be the primary reason of the slow Internet connection. Majority of the student population were furious. Some students started cursing EBB until they lost their sense of sanity. I wasn't really affected because I seldom use it. ~~Sadly, I lost my source of pornography.~~

Protest against EBB.
Secondly, EBB implemented a File Transfer Protocol (FTP) Server to replace DC++ but I have no idea on how to use it. Also, premium accounts were introduced for those who want faster Internet connection. Extra payment is needed though. But no matter how premium it gets, it's still pathetic.

EBB always come up with all sorts of excuses when the Internet is down. Lighting struck the main server at Batang Benar. Electricity shortage due to TNB. Old networking equipments. A cat got electrocuted by the network cables. Maintenance, maintenance and maintenance.

At this current moment, the Internet connection is simply pathetic. Incredibly pathetic that occasionally, I can't even load INTI's very own intranet website, the INTI Online. There are always timed out connections and web surfing seems miserable.

Feeling so snubbed, I talked about the pathetic-ness of the Internet provided by EBB in INTI Online. In one thread, EBB asked us to vote for our top ten favourite online games. In my opinion, EBB can't even provide proper support for casual web surfing, what more online games? It's just so pathetic and I responded.

My pathetic request.
Take note, there's no such online game called Pathetic Online. It was merely made up by me. I was just expressing my dissatisfaction sarcastically. I also mentioned World of Pathetic (imitation of World of Warcraft) and Pathetic Story (imitation of Maple Story) in the following post. The following day, EBB replied.

Request pathetically accepted.
I can't help myself but to laugh. How pathetic! Really Hi-la-rious! To my surprise, EBB didn't check the existence of the online game I've mentioned and added it to their poll in their homepage.

EBB Homepage.
My Pathetic Online is listed!
I still can't believe that Pathetic Online is included in the poll. What are the chances of a non-existing online game getting to the top? Anyway, here's the voting result so far.

The top!
Yes! My favourite online game, Pathetic Online, is leading! I'm in cloud nine! Yet, undeniably pathetic. Period.

Java Jinx

2008-05-31T02:59:00.053+08:00

If you think this post is about a cursed island in Indonesia named Java, you're wrong. This time, I'll be talking about a programming language, named Java too. Well, here's a brief history about Java and how it got its logo. A few years back, a man traveled to Java Indonesia to have a relaxing vacation. He was a computer genius and loves programming. So one evening while he was drinking a cup of coffee, a new programming language struck his mind. And there, a new programming language was discovered. He then named the programming language after the island, Java! Since that man was drinking coffee at that moment, he decided to design the logo with a coffee cup and wavy steam evaporating from it. Looks almost like my very own coffee cup with Milo.

My Java Logo.
Currently, Java is famously used worldwide. Even here in INTI-UC, Computing & IT students will come across Java. Not Java Indonesia, I repeat.

Not this Java!
This was the first thing I learned during my first Java Lesson.

public class test {
public static void main(String args[])
System.out.println("IIIII II...II IIIII IIIII");
System.out.println("..I.. III..II ..I.. ..I..");
System.out.println("..I.. II.I.II ..I.. ..I..");
System.out.println("..I.. II..III ..I.. ..I..");
System.out.println("IIIII II...II ..I.. ..I.."); }
}

I believe the coding above is simple enough for everyone to understand. Basically the output for this coding is the word "INTI". Initially, everything about was fine. The learning process of the fundamental of Java is uncomplicated and understandable. However, as I gradually explore the unknown terrain of Java, three horrendous monsters got in my way! *Argh* Runnnnn!

Java Monsters - Energy Drinks
I'm currently enrolled in Advanced Programming, a very crucial subject for my program, and I find it difficult to actually understand. My current lecturer teaches so fast and he expects us to be as fast as him. Oh come on, he's an experienced programmer. How can we Java noobies be as good as him? Besides, many students go into Computing & IT, get a degree, then realize that they don't really want a traditional computer job as a programmer, network administrator, database administrator, analyst, tech support person and so on. According to people, majority of Computing & IT graduates ended up doing business!

Oh well, I think the best way to overcome this dilemma is by practicing. Come let's try to understand this chunk of coding.

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public class weikenException implements RunTimeException {
public weikenException (String a)
super(a); }
}
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public interface WeiKenFace {

//purpose: determine Wei Ken's brain stupid or not
//precondition: none
//postcondition: return true when stupid else false
public abstract boolean isStupid();

//purpose: determine Wei Ken's brain clever or not
//precondition: none
//postcondition: return true when clever else false public
abstract boolean isClever();

//purpose: to add an object into the toilet bowl
//precondition: object to be added into the toilet bowl
//postcondition: object is added into the toilet bowl
//exception: avoid hanging when adding object to toilet bowl
public abstract void goShit() throws weikenException;

//purpose: to remove liquid from Wei Ken's body
//precondition: liquid is prepared to be removed from body
//postcondition: liquid is removed from body
//exception: avoid hanging when removing liquid
public abstract Object goPee() throws weikenException; }
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public class WeiKen implements WeiKenFace {
private int weight, height;
private Object item[];

public WeiKen(int size) {
size=weight*height;
item=new Object[size]; }

public boolean isStupid() {
return Yes; }

public boolean isFull() {
return No; }

public void goShit() throws weikenException {
if (nature's calling())
SHIT!; }
else throw new weikenException("Constipated!"); }

public void goPee() throws weikenException {
if (nature's calling()) {
PEE!; }
else throw new weikenException("Can't urinate!"); }
}
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Do you understand? Neither do I. ~~Darn it!~~

Anyway, here are pictures depicting interesting things about programmers.

Programmer Expressions.
Evolution of Programmers.
Programmers always hope their child will learn ~~Da-da~~ Ja-va too.
Oh well, do wish me luck in my Java.

Intriguing INTIMA

2008-05-11T02:28:00.045+08:00

The name INTIMA sounds stylish and classy and yes, it's the 'company' I work with. Basically, the experience of being in INTIMA is incredible and worth sharing. Let’s begin by showing the INTIMA Office.

Our external INTIMA Office.
Well, it’s located just outside INTI. There’s a meat shop just beside and most of the time, we’ll be there during our lunch break. If you take a closer look at the photo, you would roughly know what we deal with. *ahem* Yes, my colleagues and I deal with lingerie everyday.

Next, the introduction of 12th INTIMA. We are in the 12th term, obviously. And there are 12 of us too. Here are my colleagues, together with their position:

President - Calvin Chung
Vice President (Admin & Services) - Joan-Lynn
Vice President (Activities) - Hafiz
Secretary - Karampal
Assistant Secretary - Waye Young
Treasurer - Wei Ken (I’m very honest, very very)
Assistant Treasurer - Pei Yheng (She ensures my honesty)
Auditor 1 - Justin Joel
Auditor 2 - Mishal
Public Relation Officer 1 - Jason Ng
Public Relation Officer 2 - Clara Tan
Public Relation Officer 3 - Delia Lee

Us in front of our internal INTIMA Office.
Standing (L-R): Clara, Mishal, Justin, Jason, Delia
Seated (L-R): Pei Yheng, Ken, Joan, Calvin, Hafiz, Karampal, Young
The image above is a picture of us posing in front of our internal office, which is located inside INTI. The one beside the meat shop is our external office.

Describe INTIMA?

Basically, we are the intermediary between the INTIMA headquarters and our affiliates, such as Victoria’s Secret and Triumph International.

INTIMA Headquarters.
Our operations?

It’s very simple. Firstly, affiliates would submit proposals, mainly to organize events (lingerie exhibition, intimate nights) and produce new products (undergarments). The proposal needs 3 ~~important~~ autographs in order to be approved. The first one to sign is the Vice President of Activities. He checks the feasibility of the proposal. Next, the Treasurer, me! Yes, I provide the amount of subsidy and check the budget of the proposal. Lastly, the President. His autograph means the proposal is fully approved by INTIMA.

After an event is over or a new product has been developed, affiliates are required to submit an Event Review Report. This time, it requires 4 autographs; VP Activities, Treasurer, Auditor and President. As usual, the VP Activities signs, the Treasurer checks the account statement and signs, the Auditor rechecks the account statement as well as the validity of the receipts and finally, the President signs just for the sake of signing.

Duties & Responsibilities?

The title of each position says it all.

President - The ~~big~~ boss
VP (Admin & Services) - Deals with administration
VP (Activities) - Deals with activities
Secretary & Assistant Secretary - Minutes, records, files
Treasurer & Assistant Treasurer - Money, money, money
Auditors - Audits, reviews, verifies
Public Relation Officers - Handles publicity

Here are some pictures of us:

Here's Calvin, Karampal, Mishal & Jason in front of an affiliate's outlet.
Young & Delia posing for the camera.
Joan & Pei Yheng at the gallery section.
Clara and her wardrobe.
Hafiz & Justin at the reception counter.
Lastly, my spacious office and I.
Cool huh?

Disclaimer:
Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. INTIMA is actually the Student Government Body of INTI-UC. Statements which relate INTIMA with lingerie were merely made up.